*** Check out my Atomic Blonde review here *** …and it’s got the best stiletto-as-weapon scene since Single White Female. This is the second trailer for the Charlize Theron-starrer Atomic Blonde, about a hot hot hot Cold War British spy in Berlin just before the Berlin Wall came down. This trailer is funnier and sexier… Atomic Blonde Goes Nuclear In The Kitchen In New Trailer… Read More
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“A Family Man” Trailer Has Everything! (Including Most Of The Plot)
Yes, almost the whole story – including the hero’s life lesson at the end – is in the trailer. Or maybe it’s a short film, not a trailer at all. Still at least it means it’ll be impossible for me to accidentally spoiler as THEY’VE ALREADY DONE IT. Click here for A Family Man full review… “A Family Man” Trailer Has Everything! (Including Most Of The Plot) Read More
Atomic Blonde Is Jane Wick But Posh & English
*** Check out my Atomic Blonde review here *** You’d better watch the (restricted) trailer for Atomic Blonde here as currently if you google you get Blondie by Atomic, which I now can’t stop singing. Charlize Theron is a gun-toting, face-smashing British spy called Lorraine Broughton and she almost certainly trained at the same Kick Ass… Atomic Blonde Is Jane Wick But Posh & English Read More
Gerard Butler In A Film About Weather Is All My British Dreams Come True
Check out my Geostorm review here. Plus my article If Gerard Butler Worked In My Office. I’ve just watched this trailer for GerryStorm, sorry I mean Geostorm, with Gerard Butler, and I just had to share it with you. In the film, satellites control the weather but then they start malfunctioning and Earth Weather is about to go really,… Gerard Butler In A Film About Weather Is All My British Dreams Come True Read More
Okja Trailer From Netflix Starring Tilda Swinton As Me
Click here for my Okja review and video review I have a doppelganger! Tilda Swinton you fools, not the giant scaly animal. Not since I started using that cream anyway. This is the new trailer for Okja from Netflix, a South Korean / American film from director Bong Joon-ho. Okja ia a huge animal and Mija, a… Okja Trailer From Netflix Starring Tilda Swinton As Me Read More
No Good Deed Is Definitely NOT a Trailer For Deadpool 2
*** My Deadpool 2 review *** Deadpool was a huge R-rated megahit last year and we’ve just been given a short not-trailer to promote Deadpool 2. In the film, Wade spots an elderly man being threatened by a gunman, so he jumps in a nearby telephone box to get changed into his Deadpool outfit. Sadly he takes… No Good Deed Is Definitely NOT a Trailer For Deadpool 2 Read More
Terror & Trauma In New Alien: Covenant Trailer
“The path to Paradise begins in Hell”, as everyone who’s been for a Hollywood wax tells me. We’ve been treated to a new Alien: Covenant trailer to get us through until May 19th when the film is released. The crew of the colonising ship Covenant have landed on what looks like paradise. Until someone steps in something that… Terror & Trauma In New Alien: Covenant Trailer Read More
Alien: Covenant – The Crew Are Having A Last Supper, Cue Gods & Monsters
The religious parallels were everywhere in Prometheus. What were the Engineers but vengeful Old Testament Gods, creating then destroying at will? And now a 4-minute prologue to Alien: Covenant has just been released, directed by Luke Scott, entitled the Last Supper. In Christianity the Last Supper is the last meal that Jesus and his Apostles shared,… Alien: Covenant – The Crew Are Having A Last Supper, Cue Gods & Monsters Read More
The Man. The Myth. The Legend. No Not John Wick, King Arthur Legend Of The Sword Trailer
In Britain we don’t have John Wick. But we have King Arthur, who according to his biographer Geoffrey of Monmouth, once killed three men in a tavern with a quill pen. A fucking quill pen! He didn’t really. Or not in this version. In this retelling, Arthur’s father is killed by Vortigern, Arthur’s uncle, who seizes the throne…. The Man. The Myth. The Legend. No Not John Wick, King Arthur Legend Of The Sword Trailer Read More
Beauty And The Beast: Belle Is A Belter
Disney’s upcoming live action version of Beauty And The Beast is out next month and has got incredible social media buzz behind it. I was never into cartoons as a child and didn’t watch Disney movies. So I tend not to have the “OMG they’ve changed it too much” or “OMG it’s just a word for word remake” reactions that… Beauty And The Beast: Belle Is A Belter Read More
The Bad Batch Trailer Is Here To Tempt Your Cannibal Cult Tastebuds
Click here for my Bad Batch review. Just when you thought it was a while since you’d seen a cannibal ‘n’ cults film along comes a new one to make you salivate. The Bad Batch is the latest from Ana Lily Amirpour (director of the fabulous vampire classic A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night). In… The Bad Batch Trailer Is Here To Tempt Your Cannibal Cult Tastebuds Read More
John Wick Chapter 2 Trailer Goes 50 Shades Darker: “Will Somebody Please Give That Man My Number!”
The new John Wick Chapter 2 trailer is brilliant, though it looks pretty standard action for Valentine’s Day to me. I am hard as nails though. The sequel to the Keanu Reeves slow-burner from 2014 is out in a few days and I can think of far worse ways to spend Valentine’s Day than at the cinema… John Wick Chapter 2 Trailer Goes 50 Shades Darker: “Will Somebody Please Give That Man My Number!” Read More