Or if you do go in for a dip, stay the hell away from me. Actually, avoid the shoreline. And the beach. And the house. Don’t let your guard down because the invaders look like giant Cornish pasties either. Because these things are dangerous AND disgusting, and will make you say “URGH!!!” as much as… The Beach House trailer: stay OUT of the water, kids Read More
Trailers
Aretha Franklin biopic RESPECT: trailer, poster and first image
“You have to disturb the peace, or you can’t get no peace.” Jennifer Hudson is Aretha Franklin in this first trailer for RESPECT – coming to UK cinemas on 22 January 2021. Aretha has released four albums but has had no hit singles – until she finds the songs that move her. Here’s the synopsis:… Aretha Franklin biopic RESPECT: trailer, poster and first image Read More
Get thee behind that sofa! Nigel Kneale’s TV adaptation of The Woman in Black finally comes to blu-ray
So put 10 August in your diaries! This new release comes with an audio commentary from horror experts Mark Gatiss (Sherlock, The League of Gentlemen) and Kim Newman (author, Anno Dracula), and star Andy Nyman (Ghost Stories). Here’s the synopsis: When a friendless old widow dies in the seaside town of Crythin Gifford, young solicitor Arthur… Get thee behind that sofa! Nigel Kneale’s TV adaptation of The Woman in Black finally comes to blu-ray Read More
Disappearance At Clifton Hill: trailer and poster
If any mention of strange goings on at Niagara Falls mostly brings to mind weirdos in barrels and a Marilyn Monroe thriller, prepare yourself for some eerie shocks with Disappearance At Clifton Hill. Abby (Tuppence Middleton) is just a child when she sees a boy with one eye gouged out, hiding in a wood near… Disappearance At Clifton Hill: trailer and poster Read More
Love Sarah trailer: a passion for pastries (and possibly Bill Paterson)
*** My review is now live *** I love baking, so for me Lockdown has been a never ending loop of sourdough starters and meringues made from chickpea water. And now we are emerging, we have an actual baking movie to come back to. Here’s the synopsis: Determined to fulfil her late mother’s dream of… Love Sarah trailer: a passion for pastries (and possibly Bill Paterson) Read More
Here to take your mind off the apocalypse, Gerard Butler flees an apocalypse in Greenland trailer
Gerard Butler is back to save the world, well his family anyway. And thank god he’s here. If COVID-19 is anything to go by, Gerry is exactly the kind of celebrity we need in a crisis, given that he hasn’t decided to blight our lives still further by releasing a version of Imagine, or posted… Here to take your mind off the apocalypse, Gerard Butler flees an apocalypse in Greenland trailer Read More
It’s ra ra Rasputin as we get a new trailer for The King’s Man
If you can get past wanting to force the Russian peasant-turned-influencer into a bath, a hair wash, plus – and I say this as a Brit, so you know things are bad – a trip to the dentist, this trailer (the third) looks an explosive hoot. It’s Downtown Abbey meets James Bond in the origins… It’s ra ra Rasputin as we get a new trailer for The King’s Man Read More
NEW trailer / poster for Come As You Are
“Our sight may have faltered, our legs given out, but our boners stand tall and do us proud!” The film, a remake of the 2011 hit Belgian comedy Hasta La Vista, is based on the experiences of Asta Philpot, who features in the film. Here’s the synopsis: Scotty, Mo and Matt, three young men with disabilities,… NEW trailer / poster for Come As You Are Read More
Cameos and camel toes in the new Eurovision Song Contest trailer
World’s hottest granddad Pierce Bronan is in it too but don’t worry, he doesn’t sing (well not in the trailer anyway). *** Read my 4-star review now *** Looking very much as if they’d invited my Greatest Showman-loving 8 year old to reboot Game Of Thrones, Will Ferrell’s slapstick sing-song Eurovision Song Contest is landing… Cameos and camel toes in the new Eurovision Song Contest trailer Read More
The Big Ugly trailer: Vinnie Jones’s gangland enforcer strikes oil, but has he met his match?
I did giggle at Vinnie Jones’s menacingly growly voiceover in this new trailer for The Big Ugly (a title with room for myriad tweaks and variations) – an action revenge thriller that sees a London mobster transplanted to the US for a money-laundering oil deal. Neelyn (Jones), an enforcer for UK gang boss Harris (Malcolm… The Big Ugly trailer: Vinnie Jones’s gangland enforcer strikes oil, but has he met his match? Read More
A gamble takes flight in new trailer for airborne heist movie Money Plane
Money Plane does look like the best kind of daft straight-to-digital action thriller, from back in the day when not every film went straight to digital (ie February). If it had been made in five years’ time it would have starred Gerard Butler. And while I’m sure there are easier ways to steal a lot… A gamble takes flight in new trailer for airborne heist movie Money Plane Read More
NEW Teaser: Bill & Ted Face The Music, and their future selves…
“It’s a little on the dark side, but you know – that’s cool!” And at least they manage to escape 2020. UPDATE 13/6/20: NEW RELEASE DATE NOW 14 AUGUST 2020 After this morning’s official poster, this is the first teaser for upcoming sci-fi comedy Bill & Ted Face The Music, which sees the lovably gormless… NEW Teaser: Bill & Ted Face The Music, and their future selves… Read More
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