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DRACULA 2000: episode 8 of the GERRYSTORM podcast

27th September 2021 by Sarah Leave a Comment

“The most seductive evil of all time has now been unleashed in ours,” says the poster, which is no way to talk about me and this episode’s guest. So good they name it twice — Dracula 2000, then a few months later in 2001, Dracula 2001 — this phenomenal (pheromonal?) Butler bloodfest positions Dracula as… DRACULA 2000: episode 8 of the GERRYSTORM podcast Read More

Filed Under: Gerrystorm, Podcasts Tagged With: AAA, dracula, dracula 2000, Gerard butler, gerrystorm

Dracula 2000 2.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

23rd January 2020 by Sarah Leave a Comment

A group of thieves breaks into a chamber expecting to find paintings, but instead they release the count himself, who travels to New Orleans to find his nemesis’ daughter, Mary Van Helsing. The dialogue in Dracula 2000 is as expected. That is, a mixture of overwrought nonsense (“the only way to know death is to embrace it” says Mary,… Dracula 2000 Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: dracula, van helsing

Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation 2.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

6th August 2018 by Sarah Leave a Comment

It’s been 100 years since his last date. And even though his castle hotel is always bustling with monster holidaymakers, weddings and his family, poor old undead Drac is starting to feel lonely. He even tries online dating, but he can’t get round the fact that he and his kind only zing – the monster… Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: cruise, dracula, hotel transylvania, monster vacation, monsters, summer vacation

Hotel Transylvania 2 (2D) 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

13th August 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

“He’s a late fanger, just like you!” declares terrifying vampire Vlad cheerfully, of his little ginger great grandson Dennis – after various adventures with Drac still haven’t resulted in the boy’s sharp teeth appearing. In fact Dennis has shown no signs of momsterliness at all – and he’s nearly five! The is he/isn’t he a vampire conundrum,… Hotel Transylvania 2 (2D) Read More

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Hotel Transylvania 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

30th October 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

After Peter Rabbit's dad was put in a pie and Tom Kitren made into a suet pudding, Dracula and Mavis had given up on Beatrix Potter and gone back to the Walking Dead comics

Let’s face it, really all a top notch kids’ movie needs is at least one excellent fart joke, a running time of around 90 minutes and a story where good triumphs over evil. But mainly, an excellent fart joke. Actually I’d happily take these criteria for any movie, whichever age group it’s aimed at. But Hotel Transylvania – the animated… Hotel Transylvania Read More

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Scary Movies Not Including Scary Movie

10th October 2016 by Sarah 2 Comments

Thew new Alien film had a face hugger bursting out of a dog and the purists weren't happy

See also: Places I can’t go because… Horror Movies! Cabin in the woods borrowed from an absent cousin – check. Stormy night – check. Power lines down – check. New bikinis to try on – check. Hazardous waste facility nearby – check. Ancient cat graveyard – check. Simon Pegg – check. Calling from inside the house – actually that doesn’t really work any… Scary Movies Not Including Scary Movie Read More

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Rotten Tomatoes-approved critic, John Wick lover and Gerard Butler apologist. Still waiting for Mike Banning vs John Wick: Requiem

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