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Moana 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

9th December 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Maui was loving all the new food snd drink after 1000 years marooned on his island. Those baked beans tho!

Moana sounds like a hyper realistic British TV spin-off about a barmaid from world’s most depressing soap “Eastenders” doesn’t it, but no – it’s Mo-Anna (though the Anna bit is pronounced in that weird Anna-from-Frozen way which sounds like Ah-Nah and leaves us Brits going “It’s short A followed by Na you fools!”) Moana is… Moana Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: 3d, canoes, children's film, demigod, disney, film review, fishhook, heidi, kids film, maui, moana, moana review, Motunui, movie review, polynesia, tala, te fiti, te ka

Santa’s Soggy Bottom

6th December 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Christmas Lookalikes: As if delivering a billion presents around the world on Christmas Eve wasn’t stressful enough, Steve Claus  – militaristic son of Santa himself in Aardman’s animated Christmas caper “Arthur Christmas” – now has Paul Hollywood’s soggy bottom to contend with too.  

Filed Under: Christmas, Lookalikes Tagged With: aardman, animated movie, Arthur christmas, baking show, baking tv show, christmas film, christmas movie, cookery show, doppelgängers, gbbo, great british bake off, kids film, kids movie, mary berry, paul hollywood, steve claus

Hotel Transylvania 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

30th October 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

After Peter Rabbit's dad was put in a pie and Tom Kitren made into a suet pudding, Dracula and Mavis had given up on Beatrix Potter and gone back to the Walking Dead comics

Let’s face it, really all a top notch kids’ movie needs is at least one excellent fart joke, a running time of around 90 minutes and a story where good triumphs over evil. But mainly, an excellent fart joke. Actually I’d happily take these criteria for any movie, whichever age group it’s aimed at. But Hotel Transylvania – the animated… Hotel Transylvania Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: adfam sandler, andy samberg, children's film, dracula, frankenstein, halloween, hotel, hotel transylvania, jonathan, jonathan harker, kids film, mavis, mummies, scary film, scary hotel, selena ghomez, werewolves

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