Never let a mother hear you call her baby ugly. Like elephants, we never forget. Poor Dumbo (though at this point he’s just known as Baby Jumbo) is a disappointment when he’s born, looks-wise. Maximilian Medici, owner-ringmaster of the Medici Brothers Circus, is expecting the little elephant to make him a fortune, but those enormous… Dumbo (2D) Read More
CABOOM! Canada’s greatest stuntman rides into the new Toy Story 4 trailer
UPDATE 21 May 2019: New Toy Story 4 trailer here Say hello to KEANU REEVES, I mean Duke Caboom, Canada’s greatest stuntman – and he’s everything you could want from a stuntman, only he can’t actually do the stunts that feature in his commercials. He certainly looks the part though, with a handlebar moustache and… CABOOM! Canada’s greatest stuntman rides into the new Toy Story 4 trailer Read More
There’s a new Aladdin trailer and I’m dyeing
UPDATE 12 March 2019: New trailer for Aladdin! Check it out below. I don’t care what anyone else thinks, I like it. And if no one else goes to see it at least I can sit in the cinema in glorious solitude, singing “A WHOLE NEW WORRRLLLLDDDDDDD…” without worrying about scaring anyone else there. The… There’s a new Aladdin trailer and I’m dyeing Read More
The Florida Project 4 stars
The Florida Project (the name comes from the Disney corporation’s name for Disney World while it was in development) is a gorgeous and glorious, fun and funny child’s eye view of life in the shadow of the Magic Kingdom, its darker side never shirked from but presented as a simple matter of fact. 6 year… The Florida Project Read More
Coco 4 stars
Coco is an extraordinary feast for the eyes, and rather a delight for the ears too. It’s a deliciously colourful experience, from the prettily embroidered dresses of the women in 12 year old Miguel’s family; to the glowing candles and orange marigolds filling the graveyard on the Day Of The Dead; to the Land Of… Coco Read More
Beauty And The Beast (2D) – 1 Minute Video Review Includes Video 3.5 stars
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Beauty And The Beast (2D) 3.5 stars
“Think of the one place you’ve always wanted to see” says the Beast to Belle, as he shows her a magic book of the world in his incredible library – and off they go to plague-ridden Paris, which wouldn’t be my choice for a free holiday of a lifetime with a gazillionaire prince, especially an ugly one, but there you… Beauty And The Beast (2D) Read More
Beauty And The Beast: Belle Is A Belter
Disney’s upcoming live action version of Beauty And The Beast is out next month and has got incredible social media buzz behind it. I was never into cartoons as a child and didn’t watch Disney movies. So I tend not to have the “OMG they’ve changed it too much” or “OMG it’s just a word for word remake” reactions that… Beauty And The Beast: Belle Is A Belter Read More
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story 4 stars
OK despite the website title (cautionspoilers), and my name (Sarah Spoilers), I am going to give you a warning – POTENTIAL SPOILERS! I’m not aiming to, but sometimes I get carried away and I know just how into Star Wars people are, simply from the number of people on social media who disappeared for a week until they could… Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Read More
Moana 4 stars
Moana sounds like a hyper realistic British TV spin-off about a barmaid from world’s most depressing soap “Eastenders” doesn’t it, but no – it’s Mo-Anna (though the Anna bit is pronounced in that weird Anna-from-Frozen way which sounds like Ah-Nah and leaves us Brits going “It’s short A followed by Na you fools!”) Moana is… Moana Read More