UPDATE 12 March 2019: New trailer for Aladdin! Check it out below. I don’t care what anyone else thinks, I like it. And if no one else goes to see it at least I can sit in the cinema in glorious solitude, singing “A WHOLE NEW WORRRLLLLDDDDDDD…” without worrying about scaring anyone else there. The… There’s a new Aladdin trailer and I’m dyeing Read More
King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword 1 minute video review Includes Video 3 stars
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King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword 3 stars
This a stunning film to look at, with gloomy, echoing Camelot, a castle perched on a high cliff, contrasting with the busy and bustling Londinium – where everyone is a petty criminal, mostly with a heart of gold. (Though the capital is really, really clean. Still, the Romans hadn’t been gone long, and say what you like about them, they made… King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword Read More
The Man. The Myth. The Legend. No Not John Wick, King Arthur Legend Of The Sword Trailer
In Britain we don’t have John Wick. But we have King Arthur, who according to his biographer Geoffrey of Monmouth, once killed three men in a tavern with a quill pen. A fucking quill pen! He didn’t really. Or not in this version. In this retelling, Arthur’s father is killed by Vortigern, Arthur’s uncle, who seizes the throne…. The Man. The Myth. The Legend. No Not John Wick, King Arthur Legend Of The Sword Trailer Read More