Five years on, the Garritys look for a new home, this time above ground. Is it really five years since the world was all but destroyed by Comet Clarke in Greenland? I didn’t quite believe it, so I looked back at my review, and even if I hadn’t taken in the date at the top… Greenland 2: Migration trailer Read More
Greenland 2: Migration images… and it looks grim out there
Greenland 2: Migration hits the big screen on 9 January 2026 (you can watch the trailer here), with the film following John and Allison Garrity and their now-teenage son Nathan taking a long and dangerous journey from their Greenland bunker to what they hope will be a new home. They are aiming for the actual… Greenland 2: Migration images… and it looks grim out there Read More
The Bounty Hunter: how it ends
With a kiss, obviously! Through the bars of two NYPD holding cells. Very spoilery (my review is here). Walter Lilley did not kill himself; he was killed by crooked cop Earl Mahler (the man in the black SUV who has been following Nicole). Walter worked at the NYPD evidence depository and had been letting Earl… The Bounty Hunter: how it ends Read More
“Feet wet!” Dipping our toes into Plane: its leading men, crew and those passengers
Planes are mostly safe but occasionally bad things can happen to ordinary people. I once landed back in London from a holiday in Sardinia only to hear the man in front say to his wife, as we exited Club Class filled with noisy families who had upgraded to escape other noisy families, “that was worse… “Feet wet!” Dipping our toes into Plane: its leading men, crew and those passengers Read More
Plane recap: no flying blind…
What happened to the passengers? What happened to the captain? And more importantly, what happened to that big bag of cash? Very spoilery. (If your looking for my 4-star review, it’s here. Or check out my article “Feet wet!” Dipping our toes into Plane) It’s New Year’s Eve and Captain Brodie Torrance is running late… Plane recap: no flying blind… Read More
PLANE FILM CLIPS: “Chicken or beefcake!” Pilot Gerard Butler must save his kidnapped passengers, but he can’t do it alone
They say redemption can be found in the most unusual places. So says convicted killer Louis Gaspare (Mike Colter), though you could say it too about many movie stars who find a second or third niche once they hit 50… Yes, Gerard Butler is back doing what he (now) does best: white-knuckle thrillers, but in… PLANE FILM CLIPS: “Chicken or beefcake!” Pilot Gerard Butler must save his kidnapped passengers, but he can’t do it alone Read More
Phwoars to manual! Trailer for Gerard Butler’s Plane wobbles in
He’s back and this time he’s a commercial PILOT, Brodie Torrance, on a mission to free his kidnapped passengers from an island militia with the help of a mysterious and extremely capable criminal… Also it’s definitely Plane, not The Plane. This is definitely an article but there is no definite article in Plane (Schrödinger’s grammar?)… Phwoars to manual! Trailer for Gerard Butler’s Plane wobbles in Read More
COPSHOP: episode 9 of the GERRYSTORM podcast
Trying to stay a day ahead of the devil, this time we’re delving into Gerard Butler’s latest release, the funny, bloody and bullet-strewn B-movie delight that is Copshop. Butler plays “legendary” Bob Viddick, a hired and highly skilled assassin, though he’s not very Wick-like. Smelling “like the devil’s’ asshole”, Bob doesn’t see killing as an… COPSHOP: episode 9 of the GERRYSTORM podcast Read More
DRACULA 2000: episode 8 of the GERRYSTORM podcast
“The most seductive evil of all time has now been unleashed in ours,” says the poster, which is no way to talk about me and this episode’s guest. So good they name it twice — Dracula 2000, then a few months later in 2001, Dracula 2001 — this phenomenal (pheromonal?) Butler bloodfest positions Dracula as… DRACULA 2000: episode 8 of the GERRYSTORM podcast Read More
Copshop: who is the bad guy?
Very spoilery, including the ending. Watch the movie first! Also, is the plural of man-bun man-buns or men-bun? (If you’re after my review of Copshop, it’s here.) I’m not angry, Teddy, just… disappointed. I have only myself to blame though. When someone tells you who they are, listen, and that includes having a man-bun, or… Copshop: who is the bad guy? Read More
NEW Copshop clip: “Drop the gun…”
Fabulously sleazy cops ‘n’ killers thriller Copshop is out now in UK cinemas, and it’s well worth checking out. Watching it gives you the kind of dopamine surge you get from eating a massive donut while hiding behind a sanctimonious tome on clean eating: naughty but so good (not unlike Gerard Butler himself, one assumes). Butler… NEW Copshop clip: “Drop the gun…” Read More
Gerard Butler is back and he’s playing… a hitman?
*** Read my four-star Copshop review *** Wait, what? I feel like my two favourite actors have been shoved into the dodgy teleporter from The Fly and come out with their DNA all mixed up. The one-minute teaser trailer for upcoming thriller Copshop has arrived, and luckily — as I like my Hollywood lust-buckets to… Gerard Butler is back and he’s playing… a hitman? Read More
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