Warning: spoilers ahoy (when I could work out what was going on, anyway) My 2/5 review is here First of all, it turns out Darius had not asked Sonia to get Michael Bryce to help spring him from his Mafia captors. What he’d actually said was “Anyone but Michael Bryce”. Morgan Freeman plays Michael’s stepdad,… The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard: it’s all about family Read More
No Good Deed Is Definitely NOT a Trailer For Deadpool 2
*** My Deadpool 2 review *** Deadpool was a huge R-rated megahit last year and we’ve just been given a short not-trailer to promote Deadpool 2. In the film, Wade spots an elderly man being threatened by a gunman, so he jumps in a nearby telephone box to get changed into his Deadpool outfit. Sadly he takes… No Good Deed Is Definitely NOT a Trailer For Deadpool 2 Read More
Life Trailer – Lifeform More Intelligent Than Expected And I Know How That Feels
A new trailer for Life was released today. Life is a science fiction film about a crew on the International Space Station studying a sample brought back to the ship from Mars in an unmanned pod. The lifeform turns out to be more intelligent than anyone expected (so basically it’s me) and then judging by this trailer… Life Trailer – Lifeform More Intelligent Than Expected And I Know How That Feels Read More
2017 Movies I Want To See Either Side of John Wick 2
That’s 2017 the year, not the number of movies. And these are the 10+JW2 I’m most looking forward to seeing – don’t let me down, film makers! As I keep pointing out, it costs me a tenner to go to the cinema and that’s before you factor in the drinks afterwards to help me cope with… 2017 Movies I Want To See Either Side of John Wick 2 Read More
Hollywood’s Sexiest MmmmmmmMen
Nothing like a little male objectification to keep life interesting. Yes some of them are getting on a bit but 40+ is when people reach their prime. Just ask me! So may I present to you: 1. Keanu Reeves Truly the world’s sexiest middle aged man. He makes me want to say “dude!” and quote Bill… Hollywood’s Sexiest MmmmmmmMen Read More
Spot The Difference
I’ve been trying to do this all evening but I think I’m still missing two.
LIFE Trailer Shows Life On Mars And It’s Not Happy
A trailer for the movie LIFE was shown in the US during the Walking Dead yesterday and it’s looking like a corker. LIFE movie is directed by Daniel Espinosa and stars Ryan Reynolds, Ariyon Bakare, Hiroyuki Sanadi, Rebecca Ferguson and Jake Gyllenhaal as scientists on the International Space Station. They find life on Mars, but it turns… LIFE Trailer Shows Life On Mars And It’s Not Happy Read More
Either Ryan Reynolds Or Ryan Gosling is 40 Today
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONE OF THE RYANS!! Sorry but I still can’t tell you guys apart. And I’m still convinced that either you’re both the same Ryan, or one Ryan is the Hardest Working Man In Hollywood making a film a week, and the other Ryan does sod all and sits around on his arse all… Either Ryan Reynolds Or Ryan Gosling is 40 Today Read More
Don’t Lose your Head Over Henry, Scarlett
England’s King Henry VIII married his fifth wife, Scarlett Johansson, in 1540. After sending Ryan Reynolds to the Tower where he languishes to this day, let out only once a year for London Comic Con when he gets to cosplay Ryan Gosling.