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Wild Mountain Thyme trailer – mint or a load of old borage?

11th November 2020 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

Sorrel not sorrel. You’d have to be a tarragon of virtue to hold off on those puns. Okay, I’ll stop the chive talking and let you know what I think of the new trailer for Wild Mountain Thyme, which has garnered horror and astonishment in equal measure since it appeared yesterday. The film stars Jamie… Wild Mountain Thyme trailer – mint or a load of old borage? Read More

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50 Shades Of Grey 1.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

10th February 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

What a tool, thought Ana, as Christian appeared for the 3rd rime this week, yet again asking for a giant screw, plugs and something to clean his helmet

Five minutes in and the cliches are raining down like special snowflakes at a Donald Trump rally. I was hoping this would be Bridget Jones’s Diary if it had been given an American remake, with Jamie Dornan as Daniel Cleaver and Dakota Johnson as Bridget: “Cigarettes 0 / Chardonnay 0 / Light beatings 1 / Lip bites 5 / Boob shots… 50 Shades Of Grey Read More

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Extended 50 Shades Darker Trailer Shows They Can Keep Going For 2 Whole Minutes

5th January 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

Thinking back to last night Ana wondered if he's guess she'd done his laundry not to be submissive but because she got to sit on the washing machine during the spin cycle

There’s a new 50 Shades Darker trailer just been released, to keep us just on the edge until the film itself – the sequel to 2015’s smash hit 50 Shades of Grey – comes out on 10 February 2017. And the best news is… KIM BASINGER IS IN IT! Anyway yes they really are releasing the movie just… Extended 50 Shades Darker Trailer Shows They Can Keep Going For 2 Whole Minutes Read More

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2017 Movies I Want To See Either Side of John Wick 2

2nd January 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

Daniels was starting to think that the lucky vest she'd bought from Ripley's Thrift Store wasn't so lucky after all

That’s 2017 the year, not the number of movies. And these are the 10+JW2 I’m most looking forward to seeing – don’t let me down, film makers! As I keep pointing out, it costs me a tenner to go to the cinema and that’s before you factor in the drinks afterwards to help me cope with… 2017 Movies I Want To See Either Side of John Wick 2 Read More

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Anthropoid 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

26th September 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

His wife rued the day she'd bought him that Oliver Sacks book

As Czech resistance fighters Josef and Jan try to locate their contact from the raggle-taggle remnants of the Czech Resistance, the  constant low level terror at being found out or betrayed to the Gestapo is palpable. Nervousness skitters through every meeting as they all try to work out who can or cannot be trusted. Everyone is a… Anthropoid Read More

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