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Fifty Shades Freed 1.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

24th February 2018 by Sarah Leave a Comment

I can think of worse ways to spend a morning with a pair of handcuffs, but only if you’ve just been arrested. Fifty Shades Freed is pretty bad. Worse than Fifty Shades Darker, which, while not great film-making, at least had a sense of humour (both deliberate and unintentional). Dakota Johnson is a good comic… Fifty Shades Freed Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: anastasia steele, christian grey, e l james, erotica

50 Shades Darker 2 stars☆☆☆☆☆

11th February 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Im so sorry darling but I've got some bad news. She's written a fourth book.

I’m going out on a limb here – albeit a long, lithe, hairfree one belonging to Anastasia Steele – to say I think 50 Shades Darker is better than 50 Shades of Grey. And I can say that with some authority as I watched the original yesterday morning and the sequel last night. It’s not going to win… 50 Shades Darker Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: 50 shades, 50 shades darker, ana steele, anastasia steele, bdsm, christian grey, red room, submissive

50 Shades Of Grey 1.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

10th February 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

What a tool, thought Ana, as Christian appeared for the 3rd rime this week, yet again asking for a giant screw, plugs and something to clean his helmet

Five minutes in and the cliches are raining down like special snowflakes at a Donald Trump rally. I was hoping this would be Bridget Jones’s Diary if it had been given an American remake, with Jamie Dornan as Daniel Cleaver and Dakota Johnson as Bridget: “Cigarettes 0 / Chardonnay 0 / Light beatings 1 / Lip bites 5 / Boob shots… 50 Shades Of Grey Read More

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Rotten Tomatoes-approved critic, John Wick lover and Gerard Butler apologist. Still waiting for Mike Banning vs John Wick: Requiem

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Reviews

John Wick: Chapter 4 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Visualization (short film) Short Film 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Follow The Dead 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Plane 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Netflix and chill: the film club discusses The Pale Blue Eye 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

See How They Run 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Maneater 2 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Clarkson’s Farm (TV series, season 1) 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

The Reef: Stalked 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Persuasion 2 stars☆☆☆☆☆

GATLOPP: Hell Of A Game 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Jurassic World: Dominion 2.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Top Gun: Maverick 5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Senior Year 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

H20h no! The Film Club watches Black Water: Abyss 2 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? (TV mini series) 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Sonic The Hedgehog 2 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Pursuit Of A Jigsaw (short film) Short Film 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Operation Mincemeat 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Reed’s Point 2 stars☆☆☆☆☆

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