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50 Shades Freed – 1 Minute Video Review Includes Video 1.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

26th February 2018 by Sarah Leave a Comment

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Fifty Shades Freed 1.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

24th February 2018 by Sarah Leave a Comment

I can think of worse ways to spend a morning with a pair of handcuffs, but only if you’ve just been arrested. Fifty Shades Freed is pretty bad. Worse than Fifty Shades Darker, which, while not great film-making, at least had a sense of humour (both deliberate and unintentional). Dakota Johnson is a good comic… Fifty Shades Freed Read More

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50 Shades Darker 2 stars☆☆☆☆☆

11th February 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Im so sorry darling but I've got some bad news. She's written a fourth book.

I’m going out on a limb here – albeit a long, lithe, hairfree one belonging to Anastasia Steele – to say I think 50 Shades Darker is better than 50 Shades of Grey. And I can say that with some authority as I watched the original yesterday morning and the sequel last night. It’s not going to win… 50 Shades Darker Read More

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50 Shades Of Grey 1.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

10th February 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

What a tool, thought Ana, as Christian appeared for the 3rd rime this week, yet again asking for a giant screw, plugs and something to clean his helmet

Five minutes in and the cliches are raining down like special snowflakes at a Donald Trump rally. I was hoping this would be Bridget Jones’s Diary if it had been given an American remake, with Jamie Dornan as Daniel Cleaver and Dakota Johnson as Bridget: “Cigarettes 0 / Chardonnay 0 / Light beatings 1 / Lip bites 5 / Boob shots… 50 Shades Of Grey Read More

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Extended 50 Shades Darker Trailer Shows They Can Keep Going For 2 Whole Minutes

5th January 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Thinking back to last night Ana wondered if he's guess she'd done his laundry not to be submissive but because she got to sit on the washing machine during the spin cycle

There’s a new 50 Shades Darker trailer just been released, to keep us just on the edge until the film itself – the sequel to 2015’s smash hit 50 Shades of Grey – comes out on 10 February 2017. And the best news is… KIM BASINGER IS IN IT! Anyway yes they really are releasing the movie just… Extended 50 Shades Darker Trailer Shows They Can Keep Going For 2 Whole Minutes Read More

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