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Alien: Covenant 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

13th May 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Alien: Covenant

A Covenant is an agreement between god and his people but Alien Covenant is so heady with religion I’m surprised they didn’t go the whole way and call it Alien: Old Testament. The question is who is god here – Weyland, David, the Engineers, or Ridley Scott himself who has clearly hugely enjoyed drenching his… Alien: Covenant Read More

Filed Under: Featured 1, Film Reviews Tagged With: alien, alien covenant, android, black goo, colony ship, covenant, david, Facehugger, neomorph, prometheus, protomorph, ridley scott, Walter, weyland, xenomorphs

It’s International Women’s Day! Hear Me Roar Like The T-Rex In Jurassic Park

8th March 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

It’s International Women’s Day! Hear Me Roar Like The T-Rex In Jurassic Park

Yes, it’s that day again when all the mysogynists pop up to ask when International Men’s Day is. So come on over and tell me how to be a feminist. Just kidding, I can google. Once I’ve stopped Hoovering anyway. Also if you remind me I’ll do a post on IMD which is on 19th November. As long… It’s International Women’s Day! Hear Me Roar Like The T-Rex In Jurassic Park Read More

Filed Under: Film Articles Tagged With: alien, aliens, ang lee, bechdel test, emma thompson, gena davis, hidden figures, international women's day, iwd, jane austen, janelle monae, jurassic park, Jurassic world, newt, octavia spencer, prometheus, ripley, sense and sensibility, susan sarandon, taraji p henson, thelma and louise, women, women in film

Terror & Trauma In New Alien: Covenant Trailer

1st March 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Terror & Trauma In New Alien: Covenant Trailer

“The path to Paradise begins in Hell”, as everyone who’s been for a Hollywood wax tells me. We’ve been treated to a new Alien: Covenant trailer to get us through until May 19th when the film is released. The crew of the colonising ship Covenant have landed on what looks like paradise. Until someone steps in something that… Terror & Trauma In New Alien: Covenant Trailer Read More

Filed Under: Trailers Tagged With: alien covenant, alien covenant trailer, alien trailer, aliens, face hugger, katherine waterston, michael fassbender, prometheus, ridley scott, xenomorph

Comfort Blanket Movies For When The World Is Going To Hell In A Handcart (i.e. Now)

31st January 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Comfort Blanket Movies For When The World Is Going To Hell In A Handcart (i.e. Now)

The world is pretty dark right now, but once you’ve filled your understairs cupboard with cans of baked beans, plus that Long Life UHT milk that come the Apocalypse no one will actually drink (“things are bad enough, I’ll have that cold coffee black if you don’t mind”), you’ll need something to fill the time before the… Comfort Blanket Movies For When The World Is Going To Hell In A Handcart (i.e. Now) Read More

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10 Movies to Watch on a Desert Island

29th December 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

10 Movies to Watch on a Desert Island

So if I was stuck on a desert island with only a solar DVD player for company and room for just TEN movies these are the ones I’d take and would happily watch again & again & again until Gerard Butler came to rescue me. 1. Prometheus – Being on a desert island at one with… 10 Movies to Watch on a Desert Island Read More

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Rotten Tomatoes-approved critic, John Wick lover and Gerard Butler apologist. My top 5 films:
1. John Wick: Demonhunter (AKA Constantine)
2. John Wick
3. Mike Banning vs John Wick
4. Mike Banning vs John Wick: Requiem
5. Anything with bonnets

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