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Comfort Blanket Movies For When The World Is Going To Hell In A Handcart (i.e. Now)

31st January 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

Handing out her "end of days" to-do lists Fiona explained that being left behind during "The Rapture" didn't simply mean a disappointing wedding night

The world is pretty dark right now, but once you’ve filled your understairs cupboard with cans of baked beans, plus that Long Life UHT milk that come the Apocalypse no one will actually drink (“things are bad enough, I’ll have that cold coffee black if you don’t mind”), you’ll need something to fill the time before the… Comfort Blanket Movies For When The World Is Going To Hell In A Handcart (i.e. Now) Read More

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An American Werewolf In London 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

3rd January 2017 by Sarah Cartland 2 Comments

Next time, David vowed, "back, sack and crack" only

There is, apparently, a remake planned. I don’t usually mind remakes – the original film still exists, after all. And at least with American Werewolf In London mobile phones haven’t made the plot obsolete (you think I’m kidding? Have you ever tried getting a phone signal up on Britain’s remotest, werewolf-ridden moors?). But if you haven’t seen the… An American Werewolf In London Read More

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Places I Can’t Go Because… HORROR FILMS!!

12th October 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

The lunar rescue mission had landed but they couldn't see Matt Damon anywhere

Please, please, PLEASE no one EVER make a horror film set in Waitrose!* One of the reasons I don’t watch horror films that often is that they stay with me afterwards (not literally I say as I  check the closet / under the bed /crucifix on the wall /  all the locks twice). I can’t just… Places I Can’t Go Because… HORROR FILMS!! Read More

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Scary Movies Not Including Scary Movie

10th October 2016 by Sarah Cartland 2 Comments

Thew new Alien film had a face hugger bursting out of a dog and the purists weren't happy

See also: Places I can’t go because… Horror Movies! Cabin in the woods borrowed from an absent cousin – check. Stormy night – check. Power lines down – check. New bikinis to try on – check. Hazardous waste facility nearby – check. Ancient cat graveyard – check. Simon Pegg – check. Calling from inside the house – actually that doesn’t really work any… Scary Movies Not Including Scary Movie Read More

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