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Kean-Who? The Doctor Will See You Now

10th July 2018 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

Cleverer than all of us put together. Immortal. Millions of fans around the world. Immortal. Time travel in a phone box. Immortal. Loves dogs. Immortal. I grew up on Doctor Who. Though I can’t claim superfan status as I was behind the sofa the whole time and probably missed some key plot points. And you know how much… Kean-Who? The Doctor Will See You Now Read More

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Super Man To Superhero? Keanu Goes Kapow!

4th March 2018 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

Look, I don’t write these headlines! Actually I do, I write everything on here. According to Deadline, Keanu Reeves is in talks to star in a vigilante superhero movie. His first superhero film – or alternatively his seventh, if like me you include both Bill & Teds, Constantine, John Wick 1 and John Wick 2…. Super Man To Superhero? Keanu Goes Kapow! Read More

Filed Under: Film News Tagged With: film news, keanu, keanu reeves, netflix, past midnight, Rick Famuyiwa, superhero movies, superheroes

Keanu 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

25th June 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

Holy shit! A film called Keanu with loads of John Wick references and a cameo from THAT Keanu got me so hot under the collar that the only thing that could calm me down right now is a cool breeze over the mountains. Still at least I found out I’d been pronouncing Keanu right after all these years…. Keanu Read More

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10 What’s With Wick Moments From John Wick 1

24th February 2017 by Sarah Cartland 1 Comment

John breathes a sigh of relief. The guns were all still there, and the chocolate coins were just a welcome bonus

*** Check out the new trailer for John Wick 3: Parabellum, plus new poster *** Admit it – now John Wick: Chapter 2 is out you’ve all been (a) rewatching John Wick for the 10th time or (b) watching John Wick for the first time but you can’t tell anyone because you’ve been pretending for… 10 What’s With Wick Moments From John Wick 1 Read More

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John Wick Chapter 2 Trailer Goes 50 Shades Darker: “Will Somebody Please Give That Man My Number!”

6th February 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

When they turn up on Valentine's Day with petrol station flowers and no chocolate

The new John Wick Chapter 2 trailer is brilliant, though it looks pretty standard action for Valentine’s Day to me. I am hard as nails though. The sequel to the Keanu Reeves slow-burner from 2014 is out in a few days and  I can think of far worse ways to spend Valentine’s Day than at the cinema… John Wick Chapter 2 Trailer Goes 50 Shades Darker: “Will Somebody Please Give That Man My Number!” Read More

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Best WTF Movie Moments

5th February 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

it was a lovely gift but Keanu was sure he'd actually asked for "a bagel"

I can honestly say I have NEVER had so many imaginary exclamation marks whizzing round in my head since I started reviewing films. I LOVE wtf? moments in movies though. Clunky, major plot hole-causing, or simply unexplained and then never spoken of again, they may be caused by simple errors, bad editing, or just someone a bit dim… Best WTF Movie Moments Read More

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NOISE COMPLAINT? Hell Yeah! John Wick’s Symphony Of Violence & A Poem

16th January 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

The Wick is Re-Lit

Want to see John Wick shooting his load over and over again? OF COURSE YOU DO! The new John Wick Symphony of Violence is filled with deaths from the original John Wick, set to Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture Finale. This is NOT another John Wick: Chapter 2 trailer, as let’s face it, if they drop many more trailers we’ll… NOISE COMPLAINT? Hell Yeah! John Wick’s Symphony Of Violence & A Poem Read More

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Films Adaptations That Are Nothing Like The Book – Part 1

13th January 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

I’ve been reading Baba Yaga. It’s a great story but it’s nothing like the film version. (See all the trailers for John Wick: Chapter 2 here)

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I’ve Found The Perfect Free Gift For John Wick’s Favourite Magazine

9th January 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

There’s a glossy-yet-shadowy magazine for assassins coming out this month, and I really hope that a pencil is the free gift with the first issue. (A decent quality pencil, tested to ensure each one can kill three people in a bar before breaking*). The new magazine is called Continental Quarterly and is the in-house publication of… I’ve Found The Perfect Free Gift For John Wick’s Favourite Magazine Read More

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OMG John Wick has killed Santa!

29th December 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

He knows when you are sleeping! (as if I’d be asleep). He knows when you’re awake! (hell yes). He knows when you’ve been bad or good (bad John, so very bad). So be good for goodness sake (I’ve been practising!). Come on, this is 2016, WORST YEAR ON RECORD, of course Santa turned out to be… OMG John Wick has killed Santa! Read More

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10 Movies to Watch on a Desert Island

29th December 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

Too late, Chuck realised he didn't have a bottle big enough for his final message

So if I was stuck on a desert island with only a solar DVD player for company and room for just TEN movies these are the ones I’d take and would happily watch again & again & again until Gerard Butler came to rescue me. 1. Prometheus – Being on a desert island at one with… 10 Movies to Watch on a Desert Island Read More

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Another day, another John Wick Chapter 2 trailer

19th December 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

John Wick is BACK and just in time to ruin your Christmas party

John Wick is BACK!!! And just in time to ruin your Christmas party. John Wick trailers are like buses, none for ages then about three in a row (well, strictly speaking, looking at Wick’s mashed up face in the latest one, they’re like night buses going through a really dodgy part of Sarf London). See the 58th… Another day, another John Wick Chapter 2 trailer Read More

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