UPDATE 21/03/19: NEW TRAILER FOR JOHN WICK: PARABELLUM. Watch now. We’ve got a release date for John Wick: Chapter 3: it’s coming out on 17 May 2019. That’s only 603 days away! 603 days to get all those bloodstains out of those lovely suits, John. Actually I have no idea how many days away it is,… Still Not Very Good At Retiring: John Wick 3 Release Date Announced Read More
OMG John Wick has killed Santa!
He knows when you are sleeping! (as if I’d be asleep). He knows when you’re awake! (hell yes). He knows when you’ve been bad or good (bad John, so very bad). So be good for goodness sake (I’ve been practising!). Come on, this is 2016, WORST YEAR ON RECORD, of course Santa turned out to be… OMG John Wick has killed Santa! Read More
Another day, another John Wick Chapter 2 trailer
John Wick is BACK!!! And just in time to ruin your Christmas party. John Wick trailers are like buses, none for ages then about three in a row (well, strictly speaking, looking at Wick’s mashed up face in the latest one, they’re like night buses going through a really dodgy part of Sarf London). See the 58th… Another day, another John Wick Chapter 2 trailer Read More
John Wick’s in Italy but his Holiday Wardrobe is Tactical in New Trailer for Chapter 2
Last week we got a teaser trailer for John Wick Chapter 2 that saw everyone’s favourite reluctant assassin who-once-killed-three-men-in-a-bar-with-a-fucking-pencil being measured up for a new suit for a party (the Tailor Teaser Trailer?). At New York Comic Con a bigger trailer dropped (yes now we get trailers for trailers. Though with John Wick no one’ll be complaining). Check out… John Wick’s in Italy but his Holiday Wardrobe is Tactical in New Trailer for Chapter 2 Read More
John Wick’s Off to a Party in Chapter 2 Teaser Trailer & Where’s My Invite
There’s a new teaser trailer out for John Wick: Chapter 2, ahead of a 7 minute trailer premiering at New York Comic Con this weekend. John’s off to a party where I imagine he’ll kill most of the guests when they don’t let his dog in. John Wick: Chapter 2 opens on 10 February 2017,… John Wick’s Off to a Party in Chapter 2 Teaser Trailer & Where’s My Invite Read More
John Wick: Chapter 2 teaser poster released
A teaser poster for “John Wick – Chapter 2” has been released, with Keanu being measured up (a job sadly I didn’t see advertised). I’m glad they’re keeping his sharp suits. Just as long as they make them with enough room for, er, what’s it called again? Oh yes his gun. The sequel to 2014’s surprise… John Wick: Chapter 2 teaser poster released Read More