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You are here: Home / Film News / Still Not Very Good At Retiring: John Wick 3 Release Date Announced

Still Not Very Good At Retiring: John Wick 3 Release Date Announced

16th September 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

John's tailor was secretly taking bribes of $1 each to measure EVERYTHING. So far he'd made over $1,000,000UPDATE  21/03/19: NEW TRAILER FOR JOHN WICK: PARABELLUM. Watch now.

We’ve got a release date for John Wick: Chapter 3: it’s coming out on 17 May 2019.

That’s only 603 days away! 603 days to get all those bloodstains out of those lovely suits, John. Actually I have no idea how many days away it is, as I haven’t worked it out. But trust me, I will.

We last saw John running/limping wincingly through the park with his nameless dog at his side, while every assassin in the world turned out to be after him.

Who knows what’s coming next for the world’s coolest, sexiest, hitman? Let’s face it, he’s good at so many things including shooting people, and, um, shooting people. He’s not very good at retiring though.

In fact he’s so damn bad at retiring he reminds me of this elderly guy who works at my Waitrose on the checkout and is so LOVELY I once bought him some chocolate truffles when I was waiting in the queue. Though his refusal to retire does mean anyone else coming up through the ranks won’t get much of an opportunity (I’m talking about John Wick now, not the guy at Waitrose).

Then again, as the lifespan of a hitman up against Wick is about 30 seconds, they probably now have so many vacancies even I could get a job there. I’m eminently qualified as I’m not very retiring, either.

Missed you, John! And the chance to make “is that a gun in your pocket” jokes of course.

Want more Wick to tide you over?

  • Wick did WHAT?? 10 Things That Made Me Go Whoa! In John Wick Chapter 2.
  • 10 What’s With Wick Moments From John Wick 1.
  • Review of John Wick: Chapter  2.
  • Review of John Wick.

Filed Under: Film News Tagged With: assassins, gunfu, john wick, john wick 3, john wick chapter 3, john wick sequel, keanu reeves

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