*** Check out the new trailer for John Wick 3: Parabellum, plus new poster *** So you’ve enjoyed / endured two years of anticipation building up to the sequel to John Wick. You’ve watched trailers, teaser trailers, and tailor teaser trailers. You’ve taken a leaf out of your hero Keanu’s book and defended Wick against all-comers,… Wick did WHAT?? 10 Things That Made Me Go Whoa! In John Wick Chapter 2 Read More
Comfort Blanket Movies For When The World Is Going To Hell In A Handcart (i.e. Now)
The world is pretty dark right now, but once you’ve filled your understairs cupboard with cans of baked beans, plus that Long Life UHT milk that come the Apocalypse no one will actually drink (“things are bad enough, I’ll have that cold coffee black if you don’t mind”), you’ll need something to fill the time before the… Comfort Blanket Movies For When The World Is Going To Hell In A Handcart (i.e. Now) Read More
2017 Movies I Want To See Either Side of John Wick 2
That’s 2017 the year, not the number of movies. And these are the 10+JW2 I’m most looking forward to seeing – don’t let me down, film makers! As I keep pointing out, it costs me a tenner to go to the cinema and that’s before you factor in the drinks afterwards to help me cope with… 2017 Movies I Want To See Either Side of John Wick 2 Read More
2016 – The Year We Didn’t Know If A “Best Of” Film List Was Numerical or Alphabetical
Ah yes, Arrival. Anyway I can assure you this is an in-order, 1st to 10th best, numerical list which by chance happens to be almost… ALMOST, alphabetical. 1. Arrival What “best of” film list this end-of-year won’t have Arrival at the top? Maybe one written by Cillian Murphy. It’s really hard to talk about Arrival without spoiler-ing – so… 2016 – The Year We Didn’t Know If A “Best Of” Film List Was Numerical or Alphabetical Read More
My Worst Films of 2016 But Not Including Gods of Egypt Because It’s Suffered Enough
Luckily for me I love a bad film. Most of these weren’t awful (Home Alone 4 will always be my line-in-the-sand for cinematic awfulness, plus if I hear something is really bad I probably won’t bother going to see it) but they were, in some way, disappointing. And it cost me ten quid to see each one. 1. Batman v… My Worst Films of 2016 But Not Including Gods of Egypt Because It’s Suffered Enough Read More
Hollywood’s Sexiest MmmmmmmMen
Nothing like a little male objectification to keep life interesting. Yes some of them are getting on a bit but 40+ is when people reach their prime. Just ask me! So may I present to you: 1. Keanu Reeves Truly the world’s sexiest middle aged man. He makes me want to say “dude!” and quote Bill… Hollywood’s Sexiest MmmmmmmMen Read More
10 Movies to Watch on a Desert Island
So if I was stuck on a desert island with only a solar DVD player for company and room for just TEN movies these are the ones I’d take and would happily watch again & again & again until Gerard Butler came to rescue me. 1. Prometheus – Being on a desert island at one with… 10 Movies to Watch on a Desert Island Read More
Merry Xmas & A Happy New Year From Our Favourite Hollywood Hotties
…and from me! Check out my video for a big THANK YOU from Gerry, Keanu, George, and Idris for visiting my film website! Here’s to a fabulous film filled 2017! Love Sarah Spoilers xx PS I’ll be posting more reviews and articles over the holidays too. And you can sign up for my film newsletter… Merry Xmas & A Happy New Year From Our Favourite Hollywood Hotties Read More
American movies – WHAT ARE THEY ON ABOUT!
I LOVE American movies but they’re full of stuff I don’t get that aren’t ever really explained for non-Americans, of which there are 7 billion in the world. So here they are! Feel free to ask me about weird UK film stuff like our quirky dress sense and our insistence on ordinary-looking middle-aged actors in nude scenes. Spring Break. I think this is… American movies – WHAT ARE THEY ON ABOUT! Read More
Hey I Made It To 50!!
No not me, you weirdos – the number of film reviews on here!! This film reviews site has only been up a couple of months and I’m now up to 50 reviews of full length feature films (plus a few shorts too). All of them written by me! In fact everything on this film reviews… Hey I Made It To 50!! Read More
Places I Can’t Go Because… HORROR FILMS!!
Please, please, PLEASE no one EVER make a horror film set in Waitrose!* One of the reasons I don’t watch horror films that often is that they stay with me afterwards (not literally I say as I check the closet / under the bed /crucifix on the wall / all the locks twice). I can’t just… Places I Can’t Go Because… HORROR FILMS!! Read More
Scary Movies Not Including Scary Movie
See also: Places I can’t go because… Horror Movies! Cabin in the woods borrowed from an absent cousin – check. Stormy night – check. Power lines down – check. New bikinis to try on – check. Hazardous waste facility nearby – check. Ancient cat graveyard – check. Simon Pegg – check. Calling from inside the house – actually that doesn’t really work any… Scary Movies Not Including Scary Movie Read More