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The Thing (2011 Prequel) 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

5th April 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

As soon as the Americans started exploring the burnt out Norwegian research station in The Thing (1982) I was desperate for a prequel to find out what happened to our Scandi friends. (I demand prequels a lot. I’m still desperate for John Wick: The Prologue. But more than that, I want to find out all about the wheeler-dealing… The Thing (2011 Prequel) Read More

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Happy Friday the 13th!

13th January 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

One is a terrifying abomination that haunts my dreams, and the other is Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th

Obviously by happy I don’t actually mean happy. It is Friday the 13th after all. Just make sure you don’t slip over on the ice today perusing my website, and break your neck. Oh.

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Shallows, The 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

12th December 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Using the ocean as a rubbish dump was bad enough but since that lego container fell off the cargo ship no creature was safe

The Shallows is a short, sharp shock of a film. It’s only 86 minutes long but anxiety and tension levels are turned up to the max once medical student Nancy has seen the shark that will become her nemesis. And dry land is always an enticingly short but desperately dangerous distance away. Nancy (Blake Lively) has travelled to a beach… Shallows, The Read More

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Crimson Peak 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

19th September 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

How you look in the mirror before you take a selfie, how and look in your selfie

I’m a wuss when it comes to horror movies, but like the slasher film victim who just has to check out the scary noise in that basement while trying on bikinis when the power lines are down, I can’t stay away. I thought Crimson Peak wouldn’t be too bad to watch alone – it sounds… Crimson Peak Read More

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Rotten Tomatoes-approved critic, John Wick lover and Gerard Butler apologist. Still waiting for Mike Banning vs John Wick: Requiem

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