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Shark Exorcist 1 stars☆☆☆☆☆

26th January 2018 by Sarah 2 Comments

So bad even Satan has taken himself off the credits, I actually wanted to give this half a star but my review template will only allow a minimum of one star. So, I can only assume the developers have never seen Shark Exorcist. I wasn’t sure what Shark Exorcist would be about and to be… Shark Exorcist Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: demonic possession, Donald Farmer, exorcism, great white shark, nuns, shark attack, shark movies, sharks

Jaws 5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

16th June 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

“They caught A shark not THE shark” says Matt Hooper, the wealthy, hippyish oceanographer who along with their new Chief of Police Martin Brody is acting as the conscience many of the residents of holiday destination Amity Island just don’t want. Killing the wrong shark is a cliche now, along with underwater shots of legs kicking, a… Jaws Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: amity island, fourth of july, great white, great white shark, jaws, jaws movie, jaws review, martin brody, matt hooper, quint, shark attack, sharks, steven spielberg, USS Indianapolis

Shallows, The 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

12th December 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Using the ocean as a rubbish dump was bad enough but since that lego container fell off the cargo ship no creature was safe

The Shallows is a short, sharp shock of a film. It’s only 86 minutes long but anxiety and tension levels are turned up to the max once medical student Nancy has seen the shark that will become her nemesis. And dry land is always an enticingly short but desperately dangerous distance away. Nancy (Blake Lively) has travelled to a beach… Shallows, The Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: great white shark, horror film, shallows review, shark attack, shark film, surfing, survival film, the shallows, the shallows review

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