Tucker admires Zephyr’s pluck and fighting spirit, seeing her as a kindred spirit, and wanting only the biggest and toothiest shark to eat her. What a gent. Check out my plot recap and ending below – does she survive? (My four star review is here.) Prologue Greg and Heather – an Australian and Brit respectively… Dangerous Animals plot recap – something fishy this way comes Read More
Chum 2 stars
A wedding party stranded at sea are rescued from a shark by a psychopathic killer. The dodgy Great White in Chum may be the sad offspring of a low budget and bad AI but it is never sated. Like an impoverished intern faced with trays of Pret a Manger sandwiches at their first office lunch… Chum Read More
Early doors or surviving jaws? Who dies and survives in Meg 2 — The Trench
Who sabotaged the rescue submarine? Has Haiqi-Meg got a boyfriend now? And is that prehistoric monster a squid or an octopus*? So many important questions. So a drumroll for the survivors and commiseration for those that didn’t make it — we remember your service, even if your character didn’t have a name and all you… Early doors or surviving jaws? Who dies and survives in Meg 2 — The Trench Read More
Pippin is back and posing like the poster girl she is — two new posters for Meg 2: The Trench
The sequel to 2018’s $530 million-grossing megalodon movie The Meg is out in UK cinemas on 4 August, just in time for Brits stuck in drizzly Britain to head into the cinema for some warmth and a hot coffee. Those of you heading to boiling hot mainland Europe and hoping for some seaside respite, well,… Pippin is back and posing like the poster girl she is — two new posters for Meg 2: The Trench Read More
Maneater trailer is all the tropes
I was singing the Hall and Oates hit of the same name all through this, which rather clashes with the loud, threatening trailer music. That music is as doomy as can be, as is the whole trailer. I can’t work out whether Maneater is going to be absolutely awful or a genius over-the-top mash up… Maneater trailer is all the tropes Read More
Great White 2 stars
Five people are left adrift in a survival raft after their seaplane is attacked by a great white shark Frequent visitors to this site will know that after most movie watches I fall down various internet rabbit-holes, googling everything from sightings of cryptozoological beasts to the accuracy of time travel paradoxes in Christopher Nolan films…. Great White Read More
Shark Exorcist 1 stars
So bad even Satan has taken himself off the credits, I actually wanted to give this half a star but my review template will only allow a minimum of one star. So, I can only assume the developers have never seen Shark Exorcist. I wasn’t sure what Shark Exorcist would be about and to be… Shark Exorcist Read More
Jaws 5 stars
“They caught A shark not THE shark” says Matt Hooper, the wealthy, hippyish oceanographer who along with their new Chief of Police Martin Brody is acting as the conscience many of the residents of holiday destination Amity Island just don’t want. Killing the wrong shark is a cliche now, along with underwater shots of legs kicking, a… Jaws Read More