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The Beach House ending, and that jelly…

9th July 2020 by Sarah

Lots of people have called The Beach House Lovecraftian and it’s also had plenty of comparisons to Nicolas Cage’s alien infection fable Colour Out Of Space. I have neither read Lovecraft nor seen that film, though if you want to know what Lovecraftian horror is there’s a handy wiki page here. I found watching The… The Beach House ending, and that jelly… Read More

Filed Under: Film Articles, Re-caps (spoiler warning!) Tagged With: eco-horror, horror, infection, life, science fiction, the beach house

The Thing (2011 Prequel) 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

5th April 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

As soon as the Americans started exploring the burnt out Norwegian research station in The Thing (1982) I was desperate for a prequel to find out what happened to our Scandi friends. (I demand prequels a lot. I’m still desperate for John Wick: The Prologue. But more than that, I want to find out all about the wheeler-dealing… The Thing (2011 Prequel) Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: alien, antarctica, assimilation, horror, horror film, infection, joel edgerton, mary elizabeth winstead, Matthijs van Heijningen, research station, sci fi, the thing, the thing 2011, the thing prequel, the thing review, ulrich thomsen

Pandemic 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

28th December 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Her first date since the apocalypse and despite looting every store she still couldn't find anything to wear

God why are zombies always so MESSY? Streets strewn with debris, rubbish everywhere, sofas and chairs lying in the road, any old how. Tidy people just don’t seem to succumb to these near-constant apocalyptic worldwide infections, do they. They should use this information when creating a vaccine. Or maybe the tidy people are simply stuck… Pandemic Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: alfie allen, apocalypse, gunner, infected, infection, john suits, lauren chase, los angeles, Mekhi Phifer, Missy Pyle, pandemic, rachel nichols, wheeler, zombies

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Rotten Tomatoes-approved critic, John Wick lover and Gerard Butler apologist. Still waiting for Mike Banning vs John Wick: Requiem

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