Lots of people have called The Beach House Lovecraftian and it’s also had plenty of comparisons to Nicolas Cage’s alien infection fable Colour Out Of Space. I have neither read Lovecraft nor seen that film, though if you want to know what Lovecraftian horror is there’s a handy wiki page here. I found watching The… Article: The Beach House ending, and that jelly… Read More
The Beach House 4 stars
A getaway for two troubled college sweethearts turns into a struggle for survival when unexpected guests – and the surrounding environment – exhibit signs of a mysterious infection. A romantic weekend at a house by the sea. What could possibly go wrong for lovebirds Emily and Randall? Quite a lot when they’ve accidentally picked the… The Beach House Read More
The Beach House trailer: stay OUT of the water, kids
Or if you do go in for a dip, stay the hell away from me. *** my 4-star review is now live *** Actually, avoid the shoreline. And the beach. And the house. Don’t let your guard down because the invaders look like giant Cornish pasties either. Because these things are dangerous AND disgusting, and… The Beach House trailer: stay OUT of the water, kids Read More