Ineson plays the not-so-jolly green giant in David Lowery’s upcoming movie The Green Knight, which also stars Dev Patel as Sir Gawain. A24 have now released this short film Legends Never Die: An Oral History of ‘Sir Gawain and The Green Knight,’ narrated by Ineson — a crash course on the 14th century epic poem that… “It’s just a flesh wound!” Separating Green Knight fact from fiction with Ralph Ineson Read More
That Cruella ending (and beginning)
To misquote Bananarama it’s a Cruella, Cruella summer. (My review is here.) First of all let’s start at the end. There is a mid-credits scene which sees Cruella (for she is Estella no longer) have two dalmatian puppies delivered: they are the offspring of one of the dogs she kidnapped from the Baroness after one… That Cruella ending (and beginning) Read More
BLOG: The horror! Something else I’ve been mispronouncing for literally my whole life
And if that sounds like hyperbole, can I point out that hyperbole is probably one of the few words I have been pronouncing correctly (hi-PERR-bol-ee, bol-eev it or not). “We are so much more than our names,” purrs Gerard Butler’s lusty count sexily in Dracula 2000. I mention him because, well, I always do if… BLOG: The horror! Something else I’ve been mispronouncing for literally my whole life Read More
NEW Green Knight poster and Sir Gawain is on a mission
I love it, but is there perhaps a German word for how your brain feels when the word for a colour is written in another colour? Because that’s how I feel right now. Let’s face it, the knights of King Arthur’s round table were starting to look a bit wet, so it’s good to see… NEW Green Knight poster and Sir Gawain is on a mission Read More
Greenland gets a sequel, which is sure to be a sm(ash)
Sadly they’re calling it Greenland: Migration rather than Greenland: Genesis, but I couldn’t be more excited, even though the first film — triumph of the human spirit notwithstanding — is one of the saddest movies I’ve sat through (about five times now!) Also, to all those naysayers questioning how you can do a sequel set in… Greenland gets a sequel, which is sure to be a sm(ash) Read More
Keeping the dream alive: that Dream Horse ending
The film’s ending, and what happened to the real Dream Alliance. (Read my three-star review here.) In Dream Alliance’s initial races he gradually moves up the finishers, as Jan collects newspaper articles and owners’ badges from each race meeting. Eventually he comes first in the King Edward Challenge Cup at Newbury, winning £26,250. Before one… Keeping the dream alive: that Dream Horse ending Read More
Two women, two windows… The ending of The Woman In The Window
Warning: very spoilery, obviously, on the last, batshit half hour. (My three-star review is here.) Anna is sent a photo of herself from an anonymous email account. In the photo she’s sleeping, holding a glass of wine, and the clock behind her says 2.02. In a very stagey (but enjoyable!) scene Detectives Little and Norelli… Two women, two windows… The ending of The Woman In The Window Read More
Winner or dinner? Army Of The Dead: who dies, who survives, what we know and what we don’t
Very spoilery on what happens, plus I talk about those threads left hanging. This is long but not as long as Zack’s movie. Click down to the bottom if you simply want a list of deaths in order… (My four star review is here.) And if you don’t want to read the whole thing, TL,DR:… Winner or dinner? Army Of The Dead: who dies, who survives, what we know and what we don’t Read More
The ending of Peter Rabbit 2
No not like that — Peter lives to fight another day, though rather chastened. (My four-star review is here.) After running away from Bea and Thomas on their first visit to Nigel Basil-Jones in Gloucester, Peter meets Barnabas, an old and experienced rabbit who claims to know Peter’s father. He doesn’t — it’s just a… The ending of Peter Rabbit 2 Read More
Army Of The Dead: giant 3D zombie tiger hits Piccadilly Circus!
*** Read my 4-star review and article about the film *** And it’s not the first time central London has been menaced by a big white cat. Proof, if it is needed, that the world will end not with a bang but with a miaow. Here’s the footage: And the pics: Zack Snyder’s 2.5 hour… Army Of The Dead: giant 3D zombie tiger hits Piccadilly Circus! Read More
Watch the first 15 minutes of Army Of The Dead… but be quick because the clock is ticking!
*** Read my 4-star review and article about the film *** This first 15 minutes of Army of The Dead on the Netflix YouTube channel will self-destruct at 3:00am BST on Saturday, 15 May 2021. So hurry up and fill yer boots <with undead visceral matter> while you can — I loved it but someone needs to… Watch the first 15 minutes of Army Of The Dead… but be quick because the clock is ticking! Read More
The Green Knight: verily thou should check out these images
“Oh my god! Niiiice,” said my 9 year old when he saw me uploading these images. I agree with him, though I’m taking about Dev Patel, aka Sir Gawain, and he was probably admiring the horse. The Green Night is a twist on the famous Athurian legends, with Sir Gawain up against the Green Knight,… The Green Knight: verily thou should check out these images Read More
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