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Jurassic World: Dominion — what happens?

22nd June 2022 by Sarah Leave a Comment

It’s the end of an era! If you’re this franchise. Or a giant locust. Check out my plot re-cap below. (If you’re after my review, it’s here. My article on my favourite doctors — Grant, Wu and Malcolm — is here) Let’s face it, a plot that makes sense isn’t this movie’s strong point. If… Jurassic World: Dominion — what happens? Read More

Filed Under: Re-caps (spoiler warning!) Tagged With: AAA, biosyn, dinosaurs, Jurassic world, jurassic world dominion, locusts

What’s up, Docs? Chaos, cats and creation in Jurassic World Dominion

22nd June 2022 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Spoilers ahead. If you’re after my review it’s here. My comprehensive plot re-cap is here. I’ve long held a (flaming, waved in front of a hungry dinosaur) torch for Dr Alan Grant. The floppy hair. The red paisley bandana. His Jurassic Park combo of beige chinos and a blue shirt, the uniform of literally any… What’s up, Docs? Chaos, cats and creation in Jurassic World Dominion Read More

Filed Under: Film Articles Tagged With: AAA, dinosaurs, dr henry wu, dr ian malcolm, jurassic park, Jurassic world

Jurassic World: Dominion 2.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

21st June 2022 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Four years after the destruction of Isla Nublar, dinosaurs now live and hunt alongside humans all over the world. If there’s one thing we learnt from Jurassic Park, surely it’s don’t mix living things from different eras. Yet here we are, in the third Jurassic World instalment, with Ellie Sattler, Alan Grant and Ian Malcolm… Jurassic World: Dominion Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: biosyn, dinosaurs, Jurassic world

The Jurassic World — Dominion trailer: all the gang(s) are back together

16th February 2022 by Sarah

Well the ones who didn’t get eaten in previous episodes, anyway. Dr Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern), Dr Alan Grant (Sam Neill — swoon), Dr Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) and Dr Henry Wu (BD Wong) are joined by Owen Grady (Chris Pratt) Claire Dearing (Bryce Dallas Howard), Franklin Webb (Justice Smith), Dr Zia Rodriguez (Daniella Pineda)… The Jurassic World — Dominion trailer: all the gang(s) are back together Read More

Filed Under: Trailers Tagged With: AAA, dinosaurs, Jurassic world

THE FINAL Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Trailer

18th April 2018 by Sarah Leave a Comment

*** Read my review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom *** “And in my hour of darkness, She is standing right in front of me, Speaking words of wisdom, Let it beeeeeeeeee….” Come on, who doesn’t love a sing-song. This new artwork was released in anticipation of the new and final Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom trailer,… THE FINAL Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Trailer Read More

Filed Under: Film News, Trailers Tagged With: Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt, dinosaurs, Jurassic world, jurassic world fallen kingdom

“WHAT IS THAT THING!” Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Trailer

5th February 2018 by Sarah Leave a Comment

And this new trailer is MUCH scarier than the last one, with much scarier dinosaurs. Bigger, louder, more feet – huge, clawed and scaly, terrifying as they thump into your bedroom. But that’s enough about me. “What is that thing” is something I’ve said a lot over the years,  both pre- and post-children, and yes those things… “WHAT IS THAT THING!” Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Trailer Read More

Filed Under: Trailers Tagged With: AAA, Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt, dinosaurs, J A Bayona, Jurassic world, jurassic world fallen kingdom, super bowl, super bowl trailer

New Teaser For Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Is 15 Seconds Of Mayhem…

4th December 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

*** Check out the Super Bowl trailer for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (it’s better than this one, honestly) *** …not unlike a playdate at mine, where I watch everything being demolished by an out-of-control, hungry creature which then chases me into the kitchen where I hide, cowering, until its parents come to collect it, before… New Teaser For Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Is 15 Seconds Of Mayhem… Read More

Filed Under: Trailers Tagged With: Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt, dinosaurs, Jurassic world, jurassic world 2, jurassic world fallen kingdom, jurassic world sequel, jurassic world teaser

It’s International Women’s Day! Hear Me Roar Like The T-Rex In Jurassic Park

8th March 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

"Smile! This is for our 'Wanted For Crimes Against Masculinity' poster"

Yes, it’s that day again when all the mysogynists pop up to ask when International Men’s Day is. So come on over and tell me how to be a feminist. Just kidding, I can google. Once I’ve stopped Hoovering anyway. Also if you remind me I’ll do a post on IMD which is on 19th November. As long… It’s International Women’s Day! Hear Me Roar Like The T-Rex In Jurassic Park Read More

Filed Under: Film Articles Tagged With: alien, aliens, hidden figures, international women's day, jane austen, jurassic park, Jurassic world, ripley, sense and sensibility, thelma and louise

Jurassic World 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

18th September 2016 by Sarah 2 Comments

Did you unplug the security system so you could use the socket for your hair straighteners? Did you?

Sometimes I think this website needs a genre titled Hubris but then I realise most of the films I’ve reviewed would have to go in it so it wouldn’t be be much help. Humankind’s extraordinary ability to push the bounds of science is a wonderful thing but it naturally goes hand in hand with an… Jurassic World Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt, Colin Trevorrow, dino movie, dinosaurs, Indominus Rex, jurassic, jurassic franchise, Jurassic world, jurassic world review, T rex, Tyrannosaurus rex

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Reviews

Netflix and chill: the film club discusses The Pale Blue Eye 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

See How They Run 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Maneater 2 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Clarkson’s Farm (TV series, season 1) 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

The Reef: Stalked 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Persuasion 2 stars☆☆☆☆☆

GATLOPP: Hell Of A Game 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Jurassic World: Dominion 2.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Top Gun: Maverick 5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Senior Year 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

H20h no! The Film Club watches Black Water: Abyss 2 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? (TV mini series) 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Sonic The Hedgehog 2 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Pursuit Of A Jigsaw (short film) Short Film 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Operation Mincemeat 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Reed’s Point 2 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Let The Wrong One In 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Death On The Nile 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Deep Water 2.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Moonfall 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

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