*** Check out the Super Bowl trailer for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (it’s better than this one, honestly) ***
…not unlike a playdate at mine, where I watch everything being demolished by an out-of-control, hungry creature which then chases me into the kitchen where I hide, cowering, until its parents come to collect it, before realising I am its parent and there is no escape.
The teaser is out now ahead of a trailer coming (supposedly) later this week.
It’s very short, only a few seconds long, coincidentally the average human lifespan once you’re faced with a giant meat-eating dinosaur.
There’s not much to go on apart from big scary lizards, a large field to run across, and some of the old cast back to be tormented.
The time though, Bryce Dallas Howard has GROWN HER HAIR.
The amazing smoothness of her bob was the least believable bit of Jurassic World, and that includes the development of a genetically-modified dinosaur called Indominus Rex – I have to straighten my hair twice a day and it’s not even that curly.
I was hoping that she’d be in stilettos again (in the first Jurassic World she memorably proved that women do everything on film men do, but backwards and in heels), though her character Claire Dearing does look more practically dressed this time round.