Very spoilery on whether you should start hoarding food with a 2051 expiry date. (My three-star review) Well, the 21st century’s loss is the Dark Ages’ gain. The creatures, or White Spikes, which appeared overnight in Northern Russia in 2048, had actually been buried in the ice and snow since the eruption of a volcano… The Tomorrow War, today: that ending Read More
THE FINAL Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Trailer
*** Read my review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom *** “And in my hour of darkness, She is standing right in front of me, Speaking words of wisdom, Let it beeeeeeeeee….” Come on, who doesn’t love a sing-song. This new artwork was released in anticipation of the new and final Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom trailer,… THE FINAL Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Trailer Read More
“WHAT IS THAT THING!” Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Trailer
And this new trailer is MUCH scarier than the last one, with much scarier dinosaurs. Bigger, louder, more feet – huge, clawed and scaly, terrifying as they thump into your bedroom. But that’s enough about me. “What is that thing” is something I’ve said a lot over the years, both pre- and post-children, and yes those things… “WHAT IS THAT THING!” Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Trailer Read More
New Teaser For Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Is 15 Seconds Of Mayhem…
*** Check out the Super Bowl trailer for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (it’s better than this one, honestly) *** …not unlike a playdate at mine, where I watch everything being demolished by an out-of-control, hungry creature which then chases me into the kitchen where I hide, cowering, until its parents come to collect it, before… New Teaser For Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Is 15 Seconds Of Mayhem… Read More
Hashtag AdviceForAurora
So on Twitter the hashtag #SelfiesForAurora is trying to change the convo around creepy-stalker-in-space movie Passengers! So I thought I’d do mine. Though #EscapePodForAurora or #MaceForAurora might be more use. What can I say, with great age comes great wisdom. You can read my review of Passengers here. (Yes I know, Chris Pratt is so lovely… Hashtag AdviceForAurora Read More
Hollywood’s Sexiest MmmmmmmMen
Nothing like a little male objectification to keep life interesting. Yes some of them are getting on a bit but 40+ is when people reach their prime. Just ask me! So may I present to you: 1. Keanu Reeves Truly the world’s sexiest middle aged man. He makes me want to say “dude!” and quote Bill… Hollywood’s Sexiest MmmmmmmMen Read More
Jurassic World 4 stars
Sometimes I think this website needs a genre titled Hubris but then I realise most of the films I’ve reviewed would have to go in it so it wouldn’t be be much help. Humankind’s extraordinary ability to push the bounds of science is a wonderful thing but it naturally goes hand in hand with an… Jurassic World Read More