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THE FINAL Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Trailer

18th April 2018 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

*** Read my review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom *** “And in my hour of darkness, She is standing right in front of me, Speaking words of wisdom, Let it beeeeeeeeee….” Come on, who doesn’t love a sing-song. This new artwork was released in anticipation of the new and final Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom trailer,… THE FINAL Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Trailer Read More

Filed Under: Film News, Trailers Tagged With: Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt, dinosaurs, Jurassic world, jurassic world fallen kingdom

“WHAT IS THAT THING!” Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Trailer

5th February 2018 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

And this new trailer is MUCH scarier than the last one, with much scarier dinosaurs. Bigger, louder, more feet – huge, clawed and scaly, terrifying as they thump into your bedroom. But that’s enough about me. “What is that thing” is something I’ve said a lot over the years,  both pre- and post-children, and yes those things… “WHAT IS THAT THING!” Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Trailer Read More

Filed Under: Trailers Tagged With: AAA, Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt, dinosaurs, J A Bayona, Jurassic world, jurassic world fallen kingdom, super bowl, super bowl trailer

New Teaser For Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Is 15 Seconds Of Mayhem…

4th December 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

*** Check out the Super Bowl trailer for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (it’s better than this one, honestly) *** …not unlike a playdate at mine, where I watch everything being demolished by an out-of-control, hungry creature which then chases me into the kitchen where I hide, cowering, until its parents come to collect it, before… New Teaser For Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Is 15 Seconds Of Mayhem… Read More

Filed Under: Trailers Tagged With: Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt, dinosaurs, Jurassic world, jurassic world 2, jurassic world fallen kingdom, jurassic world sequel, jurassic world teaser

Hashtag AdviceForAurora

7th January 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

Hashtag Selfies for Aurora

So on Twitter the hashtag #SelfiesForAurora is trying to change the convo around creepy-stalker-in-space movie Passengers! So I thought I’d do mine. Though #EscapePodForAurora or #MaceForAurora might be more use. What can I say, with great age comes great wisdom. You can read my review of Passengers here. (Yes I know, Chris Pratt is so lovely… Hashtag AdviceForAurora Read More

Filed Under: Weird Movie Shit Tagged With: aurora lane, Chris Pratt, colony planet, hibernation pod, jennifer lawrence, jim preston, JLaw, passengers, passengers 2016, passengers film, Passengers movie, science fiction, scifi

Hollywood’s Sexiest MmmmmmmMen

29th December 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

George's first attempt at turning water into wine hadn't gone according to plan

Nothing like a little male objectification to keep life interesting. Yes some of them are getting on a bit but 40+ is when people reach their prime. Just ask me! So may I present to you: 1. Keanu Reeves Truly the world’s sexiest middle aged man. He makes me want to say “dude!” and quote Bill… Hollywood’s Sexiest MmmmmmmMen Read More

Filed Under: Film Articles Tagged With: chris hemsworth, chris pine, Chris Pratt, christian bale, colin firth, george clooney, Gerard butler, gorgeous actors, hollywood, hollywood men, hot actors, hot men, idris elba, keanu reeves, matthias schoenearts, Ryan gosling, ryan reynolds, sam neill, sexy actors

Jurassic World 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

18th September 2016 by Sarah Cartland 2 Comments

Did you unplug the security system so you could use the socket for your hair straighteners? Did you?

Sometimes I think this website needs a genre titled Hubris but then I realise most of the films I’ve reviewed would have to go in it so it wouldn’t be be much help. Humankind’s extraordinary ability to push the bounds of science is a wonderful thing but it naturally goes hand in hand with an… Jurassic World Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt, Colin Trevorrow, dino movie, dinosaurs, Indominus Rex, jurassic, jurassic franchise, Jurassic world, jurassic world review, T rex, Tyrannosaurus rex

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