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The Babadook 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

22nd November 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

It was pretty much accepted that 2016 had been a disaster but the "new realism" cracker jokes weren't helping

As six year old Samuel’s doctor says, “all children see monsters”. Or hear them, under the bed and on the stairs. It’s a response to something they can’t control, and a way of making sense of big events in their lives. Most aren’t stalked through the darkness by a terrifying black hatted figure who wants… The Babadook Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: babadook, bereavement, grief, psychological horror

Big Hero 6 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

21st November 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

it was back to the drawing board after focus group feedback on the initial Terminator prototype

I took my two boys to see Big Hero 6 at the kids’ club cinema this weekend and we all loved it. It’s funny, touching, sad, exciting, and beautifully animated. I love films that create a world that is still partly recognisable and San Fransokyo is exactly that. Yes I know Big Hero 6 came out two years ago… Big Hero 6 Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: alastair krei, aunt cass, baymax, big hero 6, fred, gogo, hero, hiro hamada, honey lemon, institute of technology, microbots, professor callaghan, San Fransokyo, superheroes, tadashi, wasabi

A Street Cat Named Bob 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

18th November 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Bob was finding that the "so you are a natural ginger" jokes about his naked selfies were starting to wear as bit thin

Based on the international best selling book. The true feel good story of how James Bowen, a busker and recovering drug addict, had his life transformed when he met a stray ginger cat. *** Read my review of the sequel, A Christmas Gift From Bob *** Based on a true story about a young man’s… A Street Cat Named Bob Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: cats, covent garden, ginger tom

American Pastoral 2.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

16th November 2016 by Sarah 1 Comment

Robot Maid Version 2.0 (plus facial expressions booster pack) couldn't believe the profanity it was forced to listen to during family rows

An All-American college star and his beauty queen wife watch their seemingly perfect life fall apart as their daughter joins the turmoil of ’60s America. I don’t often pick up Great American Novels. Mainly because they’re so heavy and I can’t risk putting my back out. They’re like bricks. You could build a new America… American Pastoral Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: 1060s, american novel, american pastoral, bombings, dakota fanning, ewan mcgregor, family, family breakdown, great american novel, jennifer connelly, philip roth, riots, vietnam war

Breakfast Club 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

15th November 2016 by Sarah 1 Comment

The Brain, the Athlete, the Basketcase, the Princess and the Criminal. The new version of Cluedo where they all just stayed in the library the whole time wasn't looking too promising

I like to think of Breakfast Club as happening a few hours before Fight Club, a place where everyone gets all the talking they can’t do about Fight Club out of their system, as all anyone seems to do on Breakfast Club – apart from a brief interlude dancing round the study hall to “We… Breakfast Club Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: 80s films, 80s movies, ally sheedy, anthony michael hall, brat pack, breakfast club, emilio estevez, high school, john hughes, john hughes film, judd nelson, makeover, molly ringwald, rich girl, saturday detention, the breakfast club

Arrival 5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

14th November 2016 by Sarah 1 Comment

Warning: slightly spoilery. Arrival is challenging yet comforting science fiction and frankly it’s about time. And language – Captain Cook, keen to know the name of the bouncy animal with the pouch, asked a group of Aborigines. Kangaroo they replied, and so it became, though actually kangaroo turned out to simply mean “I don’t know”…. Arrival Read More

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Movie 43 1 stars☆☆☆☆☆

12th November 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

The producers were starting to regret getting Gerry out of retirement for one last Mike Banning movie

The worst film ever made. That’s what Movie 43 is known as. Which I think is unfair as it isn’t the very worst film ever made. (I can say that with some authority as I’ve seen Home Alone 4). It is bad though. A collection of 15 shortish sketches, the US version released in cinemas… Movie 43 Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: first date, home schooling, hugh jackman, leprechaun, sketch movie, worst movie ever, worst movie ever made

Carrie 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

10th November 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Carrie realised that while it was fun to pull books off the shelf without touching them, putting them back in alphabetical order was beyond her telekinetic powers

When I first saw the original Carrie (not when it came out in 1976 – I’m not THAT old)  – with its horrific tale about puberty and first periods dressed up with the ultimate mean girls and telekinetic fire-starting powers – I completely got it. Puberty is horrible. Teenage periods are horrible. Just remembering it… Carrie Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: carrie, carrie 2013, carrie reboot, carrie remake, carrie white, chloe grace moritz, julianne moore, kim peirce, kimberley peirce, stephen king, telekinesis

Light Between Oceans 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

7th November 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

So far for her birthday she'd only got a boring old spinning top and yet another ridiculous bonnet, but there was still a chance of an iPhone 7 in the giant amazon box

Guilt. That’s what they could have called Light Between Oceans, though it wouldn’t have conveyed the light-drenched sunrises that the gorgeous cinematography scatters through this film. And I was already feeling guilty at hardly having reviewed any Fassbender films despite him being officially trademarked as one of the Best Actors of his Generation. I have… Light Between Oceans Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: alicia vikander, australia, baby loss, bryan brown, derek cianfrance, film review, first world war, light between oceans, light between oceans review, lighthouse, lost at sea, michael fassbender, miscarriage, movies review, ptsd, rachel weisz, shipwreck

Shame 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

4th November 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Brandon was starting to regret buying there Sarah doll. Either she was talking all through Westweorld about the patriarchy, or she was quaking "Can I call you Keanu?" whenever he pressed her tummy

The night before watching Shame on TV, I started on Westworld, the HBO series. I loved the set up and the story but after a rather wearying hour of endlessly pert naked actresses of varying levels of famousness it was quite a relief to then see Michael Fassbender in Shame recalibrate the male/female on-screen nudity scales. Yes there… Shame Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: sex, sex addict, sex addiction

Hotel Transylvania 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

30th October 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

After Peter Rabbit's dad was put in a pie and Tom Kitren made into a suet pudding, Dracula and Mavis had given up on Beatrix Potter and gone back to the Walking Dead comics

Let’s face it, really all a top notch kids’ movie needs is at least one excellent fart joke, a running time of around 90 minutes and a story where good triumphs over evil. But mainly, an excellent fart joke. Actually I’d happily take these criteria for any movie, whichever age group it’s aimed at. But Hotel Transylvania – the animated… Hotel Transylvania Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: adfam sandler, andy samberg, children's film, dracula, frankenstein, halloween, hotel, hotel transylvania, jonathan, jonathan harker, kids film, mavis, mummies, scary film, scary hotel, selena ghomez, werewolves

Trolls 3D 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

26th October 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

The Zombie Apocalypse had reached Troll Town. Signs of infection included heartfelt sighing, and pulling away from a hug after only 10 minutes

If your children aren’t sure about a trip to the cinema to watch Trolls this Halloween half-term, just say these few words to them. No, not “I See Dead People”, but “They Poo Cupcakes”. Look I’m the first to admit I’m the very worst kind of British cynic, dropping what I think are darkly droll bon-mots from the sidelines… Trolls 3D Read More

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The Magic Faraway Tree 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

The Housemaid 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Rope 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

The Naked Gun 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

The Roses 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Jurassic World: Rebirth 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

28 Years Later 5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Fire Of Love 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

ClearMind 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Alien: Romulus 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Better Man 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Monty Python & The Holy Grail 5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Madame Web 2 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Dagr 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

65 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Saltburn 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

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