Cleverer than all of us put together. Immortal. Millions of fans around the world. Immortal. Time travel in a phone box. Immortal. Loves dogs. Immortal. I grew up on Doctor Who. Though I can’t claim superfan status as I was behind the sofa the whole time and probably missed some key plot points. And you know how much… Kean-Who? The Doctor Will See You Now Read More
Shiver Me Timbers, It’s The Siberia Poster & Trailer
*** Check out my Siberia review now *** Rent Siberia on VOD from Amazon.com Buy Siberia from iTunes US Fake gems, fake friends. The poster for romantic thriller Siberia has been released, and it looks like a perfect mix of very hot and very cold. As does the trailer, below – snow, icy Russian gangsters,… Shiver Me Timbers, It’s The Siberia Poster & Trailer Read More
John Wick 3: Parabellum Cast Announced…
*** My 4.5/5 star review of John Wick 3: Parabellum *** UPDATE 21/03/19: NEW TRAILER FOR JOHN WICK: PARABELLUM. Watch now. …and the new characters make it sound like an underworld TV wrestling show. So far, these actors new to the franchise have been announced: Asia Kate Dillon as The Adjudicator, Angelica Houston as The Director,… John Wick 3: Parabellum Cast Announced… Read More
Misanthropes Assemble! The Destination Wedding Trailer Is Here
*** Read my 4-star Destination Wedding review *** If you go to friends’ nuptials dressed like Rachel Weisz in My Cousin Rachel (black bonnet, black lace veil and black silk crinoline – think “gothic beekeeper chic”) with a face like you just watched your dog eat your winning lottery ticket, then this movie is for you…. Misanthropes Assemble! The Destination Wedding Trailer Is Here Read More
Super Man To Superhero? Keanu Goes Kapow!
Look, I don’t write these headlines! Actually I do, I write everything on here. According to Deadline, Keanu Reeves is in talks to star in a vigilante superhero movie. His first superhero film – or alternatively his seventh, if like me you include both Bill & Teds, Constantine, John Wick 1 and John Wick 2…. Super Man To Superhero? Keanu Goes Kapow! Read More
2017 Round-Up: Cinema & The C-Word
Movieland 2017 has given us some terrific performances, amazing stories, breathtaking cinematography and moving scores. You can read about that shit anywhere though. So instead let’s concentrate our cinematic analysis of 2017 on things beginning with the letter C. C Is For Christopher (Plummer) After months of allegations about sexual abuse and harassment carried out… 2017 Round-Up: Cinema & The C-Word Read More
Keanu’s Replicas Trailer Is Batshit Brilliant & Can We Clone Him Too
*** Read my review of Replicas now *** UPDATE 05/01/2019: A new teaser trailer has been released ahead of the film’s US release on 11 January. Check it out here along with the other two trailers. A few cloned Keanus would keep a big chunk of the population happy (or just me – four or… Keanu’s Replicas Trailer Is Batshit Brilliant & Can We Clone Him Too Read More
Still Not Very Good At Retiring: John Wick 3 Release Date Announced
UPDATE 21/03/19: NEW TRAILER FOR JOHN WICK: PARABELLUM. Watch now. We’ve got a release date for John Wick: Chapter 3: it’s coming out on 17 May 2019. That’s only 603 days away! 603 days to get all those bloodstains out of those lovely suits, John. Actually I have no idea how many days away it is,… Still Not Very Good At Retiring: John Wick 3 Release Date Announced Read More
John Wick – Video Review Includes Video 5 stars
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John Wick Chapter 2 – 1 Minute Video Review Includes Video 4.5 stars
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“It Cost You An Arm & A Leg” – There’s A New Bad Batch Trailer For Us To Chew Over
Click here for my Bad Batch review The latest Bad Batch trailer has just been released and KEANU DOES PUNS! (That just edges Gerard Butler doing the weather forecast in the upcoming Geostorm.) He also looks like Elvis during his Keanu period. The Bad Batch is a dystopian horror-romance film written and directed by Ana Lily Amirpour,… “It Cost You An Arm & A Leg” – There’s A New Bad Batch Trailer For Us To Chew Over Read More
10 What’s With Wick Moments From John Wick 1
*** Check out the new trailer for John Wick 3: Parabellum, plus new poster *** Admit it – now John Wick: Chapter 2 is out you’ve all been (a) rewatching John Wick for the 10th time or (b) watching John Wick for the first time but you can’t tell anyone because you’ve been pretending for… 10 What’s With Wick Moments From John Wick 1 Read More