Has Steve Martin played Henry Ford yet in a biopic* and if not why not. *I’m still not sure how to pronounce this. Biopic, not Steve Martin. So don’t bother commenting that “It’s stEEEV MAHtin”.
District 9 4 stars
“He became the most valuable business artefact on earth… but his real value was that he could operate alien weaponry,” says Grey Bradnam, a journalist speaking long after the events of District 9. He’s discussing Wikus van de Merwe (Sharlto Copley), a desk-bound penpusher put in charge of clearing District 9, a shack-filled shanty town housing a million aliens,… District 9 Read More
The Met Office Has Fallen! A Second Geostorm Trailer Is Here & Gerry’s In Space…
Check out my Geostorm review here. Plus my article If Gerard Butler Worked In My Office. The satellites that control the weather on Earth start causing it to go crazy and it looks like – yes – a Geostorm. I know this as in the trailer someone who knows about geostorms says “GEOSTORM!” In the new Geostorm trailer there’s a great… The Met Office Has Fallen! A Second Geostorm Trailer Is Here & Gerry’s In Space… Read More
Despicable Me 3 (2D) – 1 Minute Video Review Includes Video 3 stars
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Despicable Me 3 (2D) 3 stars
What with Okja and its superpigs and now Despicable Me 3 with a whole island of the pink curly tailed cuties, I’m becoming convinced there’s a conspiracy to wean me off bacon sandwiches for life. Gru (Steve Carell) is still managing to be virtuous, working for the Anti-Villain League (AVL) with his wife Lucy (Kristen Wiig) and looking after… Despicable Me 3 (2D) Read More
Ye Olde Lookalikes – It’s A Fair Cop
I thought it was Keanu Reeves who was immortal but it turns out it’s Gerard Butler. I now want to see him wield his truncheon provocatively at me in a Keystone Cops reboot, maybe Scotland Yard Has Fallen. “Police Constable Mike Banning at your service, SIR!” (Found in a pub near me. The photo not… Ye Olde Lookalikes – It’s A Fair Cop Read More
Jumanji: (Mostly) Welcome To The Jungle – Trailer
*** Check out my Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle review (I liked it!) *** If you have ever heard of a better character name than Dr Smolder Bravestone, I want to know about it. The original Jumanji starred Robin Williams and came out in 1995. I saw the first film but I don’t hold movies as untouchable classics… Jumanji: (Mostly) Welcome To The Jungle – Trailer Read More
Botox Chucky! Red-Haired Reaper Looking Good After 30 Years In Cult Of Chucky Trailer
Modern trailers have a habit of giving away a lot of the plot, but I don’t think that’s anything we really need to worry about with Chucky as we can probably guess that the Baby Trump Mini-Me doll will come to life and kill almost everybody in various gruesome ways. I know, what’s not to… Botox Chucky! Red-Haired Reaper Looking Good After 30 Years In Cult Of Chucky Trailer Read More
Okja – 1 Minute Video Review Includes Video 4 stars
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Okja 4 stars
“I know we all know that Grandpa Mirando was a terrible man… We know these walls are stained with the blood of fine working men, but today I am reclaiming this space to tell you a beautiful story!” And so begins Lucy Mirando’s attempt to create a myth not about her family’s past, which she… Okja Read More
Black Panther Teaser Trailer – A Superhero To Die For With A Costume To Match
“You are a good man. With a good heart. And it’s hard for a good man to be a king.” Chadwick Boseman is Black Panther / T’Challa, in the film from Marvel Studios, directed by Ryan Coogler, and due out in early 2018. I finally got a chance to check out the new Black Panther teaser… Black Panther Teaser Trailer – A Superhero To Die For With A Costume To Match Read More
RIP Michael Nyqvist – Or As I Like To Call Him, Viggo Tarasov
Swedish actor Michael Nyqvist has died aged 56, of lung cancer. He starred in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol, and of course in John Wick. His character, gangland boss Viggo Tarasov, was John Wick’s old boss and a man who seemed to straddle old and new Russia – and one… RIP Michael Nyqvist – Or As I Like To Call Him, Viggo Tarasov Read More
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