The Lobster raises so many questions. How does society manage relationships, and even if we think we’ve escaped those expectations can we really be free? What’s the best way to get bloodstains out of clothes after a nosebleed? And what would Colin Farrell look like if he wore massive white Y-fronts and worked in an office? Yorgos Lanthimos’ film answers the… The Lobster Read More
Hotel Transylvania 2 (2D) 3 stars
“He’s a late fanger, just like you!” declares terrifying vampire Vlad cheerfully, of his little ginger great grandson Dennis – after various adventures with Drac still haven’t resulted in the boy’s sharp teeth appearing. In fact Dennis has shown no signs of momsterliness at all – and he’s nearly five! The is he/isn’t he a vampire conundrum,… Hotel Transylvania 2 (2D) Read More
Emoji Movie 1.5 stars
Dissing cheery children’s films can feel a bit like kicking a kitten and we all know how that would go down on social media, even in animated form. But sadly The Emoji Movie – while not as irredeemably, horribly awful as I was expecting – is still pretty rubbish. As a film for preteens? No…. Emoji Movie Read More
Atomic Blonde – 1 Minute Video Review Includes Video 3.5 stars
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Atomic Blonde 3.5 stars
It’s 1989, just before the Berlin Wall comes down, and as the people of East Germany finally have freedom within reach, British spy Lorraine Broughton finds herself increasingly trapped as her escape routes close. Atomic Blonde is not so much style over substance as just enough style, but too much substance. The beginning is fabulous, the ending had my head spinning more… Atomic Blonde Read More
Mother Of All Trailers Arrives And I’m More Confused Than Ever
Letting our offspring watch Peppa Pig on an iPad, giving birth to world tyrants, and breastfeeding in public. Just three of the crimes we mothers cop a load of shit for, so I’m really hoping that upcoming psychological horror film mother! doesn’t cast us in an even worse light. Anyway, mum-rant over (for now! Hahaha). We’ve already… Mother Of All Trailers Arrives And I’m More Confused Than Ever Read More
Big Sick 4 stars
Kumail is an Uber driver moonlighting as a standup comedian, or maybe it’s the other way around. His flatmate is also a comedian but a really terrible one, which probably works well for Kumail, a bit like having a less attractive friend to make you look even prettier. Having grown up in Pakistan, Kumail (Kumail Nanjiani)… Big Sick Read More
Raw 4 stars
“I am hungry though my stomach always feels empty” says new student Justine as a doctor, treating her red, blistering rash, tells her to fast for a day after a bout of food poisoning. There’s an old saying that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, and you could argue the same about… Raw Read More
The Levelling 4 stars
There’s a briefly joyous interlude in The Levelling when Clover and her father, farmer Aubrey, find a cow and her newborn calf. The calf is adorable, just starting to stagger up on its little legs, and it seems like a moment of hope, until it turns out to be a boy and its fate is… The Levelling Read More
Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie – 1 Minute Video Review Includes Video 4 stars
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Once More Onto The Beach Dear Friends… Yes Let’s Talk About Dunkirk
This is a fight for freedom – freedom to diss aspects of Dunkirk! And to rewrite famous Shakespearean quotes for my own nefarious purposes too. It’s okay, I’ve got my flak jacket, I’m lying on the ground with my hands over my ears, and I’m primed for two weeks of fallout. Plus I’m British so I’ve… Once More Onto The Beach Dear Friends… Yes Let’s Talk About Dunkirk Read More
Apparently It’s National Orgasm Day! Though That Could Be Fake News
I’ll have what she’s having.
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