Screwed up eating can mean knowing the calorie cost of everything, but the value of nothing. I spent the 1990s like that, as I bounced from 126lb to 112lb to 160lb and down again, a lover of food who never actually enjoyed eating. Eventually I resolved to move on from bingeing one day, apples and cigarettes the… To The Bone Read More
To The Bone – 1 Minute Video Review Includes Video 3.5 stars
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The Darkest Hour Trailer May Be My Darkest Hour…
*** My Darkest Hour review is now live *** …as I used up all my Churchillian superlatives for Brian Cox’s Winston in the recent movie – and Gary Oldman looks like he’s going to be incredible in this. WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO. Oh and thanks to this and the “other” Churchill I found out I’ve… The Darkest Hour Trailer May Be My Darkest Hour… Read More
Baby Driver – 1 Minute Video Review Includes Video 4.5 stars
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Baby Driver 4.5 stars
Baby Driver isn’t simply a funky soundtrack-driven heist movie – it’s as much about movement as music. There’s a choreographer listed in the credits, and you can see why – as Baby, the driver of the title, makes his naturalistic if slightly gawky way through the world. In fact the film galvanises so many senses it’s like watching a 4D film in 2D…. Baby Driver Read More
District 9 – 1 Minute Video Review Includes Video 4 stars
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Henry Ford Can Be Played By Anyone As Long As It’s Steve Martin
Has Steve Martin played Henry Ford yet in a biopic* and if not why not. *I’m still not sure how to pronounce this. Biopic, not Steve Martin. So don’t bother commenting that “It’s stEEEV MAHtin”.
District 9 4 stars
“He became the most valuable business artefact on earth… but his real value was that he could operate alien weaponry,” says Grey Bradnam, a journalist speaking long after the events of District 9. He’s discussing Wikus van de Merwe (Sharlto Copley), a desk-bound penpusher put in charge of clearing District 9, a shack-filled shanty town housing a million aliens,… District 9 Read More
The Met Office Has Fallen! A Second Geostorm Trailer Is Here & Gerry’s In Space…
Check out my Geostorm review here. Plus my article If Gerard Butler Worked In My Office. The satellites that control the weather on Earth start causing it to go crazy and it looks like – yes – a Geostorm. I know this as in the trailer someone who knows about geostorms says “GEOSTORM!” In the new Geostorm trailer there’s a great… The Met Office Has Fallen! A Second Geostorm Trailer Is Here & Gerry’s In Space… Read More
Despicable Me 3 (2D) – 1 Minute Video Review Includes Video 3 stars
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Despicable Me 3 (2D) 3 stars
What with Okja and its superpigs and now Despicable Me 3 with a whole island of the pink curly tailed cuties, I’m becoming convinced there’s a conspiracy to wean me off bacon sandwiches for life. Gru (Steve Carell) is still managing to be virtuous, working for the Anti-Villain League (AVL) with his wife Lucy (Kristen Wiig) and looking after… Despicable Me 3 (2D) Read More
Ye Olde Lookalikes – It’s A Fair Cop
I thought it was Keanu Reeves who was immortal but it turns out it’s Gerard Butler. I now want to see him wield his truncheon provocatively at me in a Keystone Cops reboot, maybe Scotland Yard Has Fallen. “Police Constable Mike Banning at your service, SIR!” (Found in a pub near me. The photo not… Ye Olde Lookalikes – It’s A Fair Cop Read More
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