Warning: spoilers ahoy (when I could work out what was going on, anyway) My 2/5 review is here First of all, it turns out Darius had not asked Sonia to get Michael Bryce to help spring him from his Mafia captors. What he’d actually said was “Anyone but Michael Bryce”. Morgan Freeman plays Michael’s stepdad,… The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard: it’s all about family Read More
New teaser for Spiral: From The Book Of Saw
“Whoever did this has another motive. They’re targeting cops.” This is not, apparently, a sequel or direct reboot. Rather, the Saw world is being “re-imagined” with Spiral, as a sadistic killer, targeting the police. Is it a copycat killer? Spiral had the working title The Organ Donor, and comes from an initial story treatment from Chris… New teaser for Spiral: From The Book Of Saw Read More
We’re all going on a summer holiday, no more working for a week or two…” NOT YOU SPIDEY!
Peter Parker is off on his holiday travels and we have three NEW posters to prove it: Berlin, Venice and London. I’ll admit that when I first saw them I assumed it was some film festival-related publicity drive, though actually he’s following my exact route Interrailing across Europe back in 1991. (Don’t worry I won’t… We’re all going on a summer holiday, no more working for a week or two…” NOT YOU SPIDEY! Read More
First Captain Marvel Trailer – Old Ladies, Don’t Get On Her Bad Side!
Yes a sweet old woman has really pissed Captain Marvel off. So much so that the superhero punches her on a train. Only she’s not really a sweet little old lady, but almost certainly a Skrull, a shape-shifting villain. Or maybe she is just a sweet little old lady and Carol is still cross about… First Captain Marvel Trailer – Old Ladies, Don’t Get On Her Bad Side! Read More
The Glass trailer has arrived! Insert Shattering / Reflective / Window On The Soul Puns Here
Wow. Glass looks class. Terrifying, shocking, edge-of-seat class. The latest film from M Night Shayamalan, it follows on from last year’s scary Split, and features Sarah Paulson as a psychiatrist specialising in treating people with delusions of grandeur – specifically those who believe themselves to be superheroes. Cut to her in an echoey hall, facing three… The Glass trailer has arrived! Insert Shattering / Reflective / Window On The Soul Puns Here Read More
New Trailer for xXx: Return of Xander Cage & Autocorrects Everywhere Are Freaking Out
My autocorrect is fine of course because xXx is how I sign off my texts (even to my bank manager. In fact especially to my bank manager. Never works though). Anyway! That new xXx: Xander Cage trailer. As you probably know it’s pronounced Triple X and is the third in the franchise following on from… New Trailer for xXx: Return of Xander Cage & Autocorrects Everywhere Are Freaking Out Read More