Do you want to shove Buddy from Elf‘s candy canes where the northern lights don’t shine? Do you actually give a shit whether George Bailey was born or not in It’s A Wonderful Life? Me too, in my darker festive moments. I actually LOVE Christmas. But it’s expensive, and hard work – with the highlight sticking… Misery loves company so come and join me in BAR HUMBUG Read More
Because Christmas IS All About FAAAMLEEE
Hey Krampus! I’ve found you a lovely wife to “lock horns” with! Everyone needs someone to love during the festive season, and maybe this will stop you looming up trying to ruin people’s Christmases by dragging them to Hell, when quite often they haven’t actually done much wrong. (You didn’t drag off Stalin, or Pol… Because Christmas IS All About FAAAMLEEE Read More
A Christmas Horror Story 4 stars
Bailey Downs is one of those towns you really, really want to keep away from. Bailey Downs had two horrific murders exactly one year ago in the high school basement. But worse than that, their nighttime DJ on their local radio station is William Shatner. Talk about bad chi in Bailey Downs. Like Albert Square… A Christmas Horror Story Read More
Krampus 3.5 stars
Mislay your Christmas spirit and Krampus himself will come after you – helped by murderous elves, killer gingerbread men and terrifying toys. His name may sound like a branded paracetamol for period pain but actually it’s much more agonising than that, as this evil “Shadow of Christmas” punishes you for not being cheery enough. Talk about forcing jollity on… Krampus Read More