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Because Christmas IS All About FAAAMLEEE

30th November 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Because Christmas IS All About FAAAMLEEE

Hey Krampus! I’ve found you a lovely wife to “lock horns” with! Everyone needs someone to love during the festive season, and maybe this will stop you looming up trying to ruin people’s Christmases by dragging them to Hell, when quite often they haven’t actually done much wrong. (You didn’t drag off Stalin, or Pol… Because Christmas IS All About FAAAMLEEE Read More

Filed Under: Lookalikes Tagged With: christmas, christmas horror, demon, doppelgänger, horror, krampus, lookalikes, maleficent, mrs krampus, separated at birth, shadow of christmas, xmas

A Christmas Horror Story 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

28th November 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

A Christmas Horror Story

Bailey Downs is one of those towns you really, really want to keep away from. Bailey Downs had two horrific murders exactly one year ago in the high school basement. But worse than that, their nighttime DJ on their local radio station is William Shatner. Talk about bad chi in Bailey Downs. Like Albert Square… A Christmas Horror Story Read More

Filed Under: Christmas, Film Reviews Tagged With: Bailey Downs, changeling, christmas, christmas films, christmas horror, christmas movies, Dangerous Dan, hauntings, horror, horror films, horror movies, krampus, possession, Santa, xmas, zombie elves

Krampus 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

23rd November 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Krampus

Mislay your Christmas spirit and Krampus himself will come after you – helped by murderous elves, killer gingerbread men and terrifying toys. His name may sound like a branded paracetamol for period pain but actually it’s much more agonising than that, as this evil “Shadow of Christmas” punishes you for not being cheery enough. Talk about forcing jollity on… Krampus Read More

Filed Under: Christmas, Film Reviews Tagged With: christmas, christmas spirit, elves, folklore, german folklore, krampus

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About Sarah

Rotten Tomatoes-approved critic, John Wick lover and Gerard Butler apologist. My top 5 films:
1. John Wick: Demonhunter (AKA Constantine)
2. John Wick
3. Mike Banning vs John Wick
4. Mike Banning vs John Wick: Requiem
5. Anything with bonnets

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