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Because Christmas IS All About FAAAMLEEE

30th November 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Hey Krampus! I’ve found you a lovely wife to “lock horns” with! Everyone needs someone to love during the festive season, and maybe this will stop you looming up trying to ruin people’s Christmases by dragging them to Hell, when quite often they haven’t actually done much wrong. (You didn’t drag off Stalin, or Pol… Because Christmas IS All About FAAAMLEEE Read More

Filed Under: Lookalikes Tagged With: christmas, christmas horror, demon, doppelgänger, horror, krampus, lookalikes, maleficent, mrs krampus, separated at birth, shadow of christmas, xmas

A Christmas Horror Story 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

28th November 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

It was never easy coming up with something for the Strictly Come Dancing final but this Christmas they felt they'd nailed it

Bailey Downs is one of those towns you really, really want to keep away from. Bailey Downs had two horrific murders exactly one year ago in the high school basement. But worse than that, their nighttime DJ on their local radio station is William Shatner. Talk about bad chi in Bailey Downs. Like Albert Square… A Christmas Horror Story Read More

Filed Under: Christmas, Film Reviews Tagged With: Bailey Downs, changeling, christmas, christmas films, christmas horror, christmas movies, Dangerous Dan, hauntings, horror, horror films, horror movies, krampus, possession, Santa, xmas, zombie elves

Krampus 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

23rd November 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

By season 40 of Game of Thrones the women could still cut it but the men were starting to look a bit long in the tooth

Mislay your Christmas spirit and Krampus himself will come after you – helped by murderous elves, killer gingerbread men and terrifying toys. His name may sound like a branded paracetamol for period pain but actually it’s much more agonising than that, as this evil “Shadow of Christmas” punishes you for not being cheery enough. Talk about forcing jollity on… Krampus Read More

Filed Under: Christmas, Film Reviews Tagged With: christmas, christmas spirit, elves, folklore, german folklore, krampus

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Rotten Tomatoes-approved critic, John Wick lover and Gerard Butler apologist. Still waiting for Mike Banning vs John Wick: Requiem

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