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A Christmas Horror Story 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

28th November 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

It was never easy coming up with something for the Strictly Come Dancing final but this Christmas they felt they'd nailed it

Bailey Downs is one of those towns you really, really want to keep away from. Bailey Downs had two horrific murders exactly one year ago in the high school basement. But worse than that, their nighttime DJ on their local radio station is William Shatner. Talk about bad chi in Bailey Downs. Like Albert Square… A Christmas Horror Story Read More

Filed Under: Christmas, Film Reviews Tagged With: Bailey Downs, changeling, christmas, christmas films, christmas horror, christmas movies, Dangerous Dan, hauntings, horror, horror films, horror movies, krampus, possession, Santa, xmas, zombie elves

Places I Can’t Go Because… HORROR FILMS!!

12th October 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

The lunar rescue mission had landed but they couldn't see Matt Damon anywhere

Please, please, PLEASE no one EVER make a horror film set in Waitrose!* One of the reasons I don’t watch horror films that often is that they stay with me afterwards (not literally I say as I  check the closet / under the bed /crucifix on the wall /  all the locks twice). I can’t just… Places I Can’t Go Because… HORROR FILMS!! Read More

Filed Under: Film Articles Tagged With: american werewolf in london, cab in the woods, halloween movies, holidays, horror, horror films, horror locations, jeepers creepers, neon demon, psycho, scary films, scary movies, the shining, vacations, vacay, wolf creek, zombeavers

Scary Movies Not Including Scary Movie

10th October 2016 by Sarah Cartland 2 Comments

Thew new Alien film had a face hugger bursting out of a dog and the purists weren't happy

See also: Places I can’t go because… Horror Movies! Cabin in the woods borrowed from an absent cousin – check. Stormy night – check. Power lines down – check. New bikinis to try on – check. Hazardous waste facility nearby – check. Ancient cat graveyard – check. Simon Pegg – check. Calling from inside the house – actually that doesn’t really work any… Scary Movies Not Including Scary Movie Read More

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