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2020: That Was The Year That Wasn’t…

3rd January 2021 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

…but also so long they named it twice. One pandemic. Two national lockdowns. Three release dates for No Time To Die. It’s quite fitting that my first and last reviews of 2020 were about family: Little Women, a story about holding on to yourself and your identity, whatever life throws at you; and The Midnight… 2020: That Was The Year That Wasn’t… Read More

Filed Under: Featured Bottom 3, Film Articles, Lockdown, Reviews Of The Year Tagged With: 2020, 2020 review, AAA, bee gees, film club, george clooney, Gerard butler, greenland, midnight sky, tenet

The Midnight Sky: it’s written in the stars

27th December 2020 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

I never expected to be comparing George Clooney’s cerebral offering The Midnight Sky to Gerard Butler’s fellow cataclysmic doom-movie Greenland, but we are where we are: in the middle of a pandemic, seeking solace in End Times drama. I talk about the implications of The Midnight Sky spoiler at the start, so you can stop… The Midnight Sky: it’s written in the stars Read More

Filed Under: Film Articles Tagged With: apocalypse, extinction level event, george clooney, Gerard butler, greenland, the midnight sky

Arctic-meets-space trailer for George Clooney’s The Midnight Sky feels far too close to home

1st November 2020 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

*** The Midnight Sky: read my 3.5/5 review and article *** You can’t get more isolated than space and the arctic, and The Midnight Sky has both – not to mention an unfolding global catastrophe, and quite possibly a loo roll shortage too. I know, I know – but I can’t help life imitating art… Arctic-meets-space trailer for George Clooney’s The Midnight Sky feels far too close to home Read More

Filed Under: Featured 2, Trailers Tagged With: AAA, arctic, David Oyelowo, Demián Bichir, felicity jones, george clooney, global catastrophe, Kyle Chandler, spaxe, the midnight sky, tiffany boone

London Film Festival: Screen Talk with George Clooney

2nd October 2020 by Sarah Cartland

*** The Midnight Sky: read my 3.5/5 review and article *** Clooney will discuss his illustrious and varied career, as well as his latest feature The Midnight Sky. Taking place virtually on Sunday 18 October at 4pm, the event will be free to access both in the UK and internationally via the BFI YouTube channel…. London Film Festival: Screen Talk with George Clooney Read More

Filed Under: Film Festivals, Film News, London Film Festival Tagged With: AAA, george clooney, LFF, screen talks, the midnight sky

Casting news: George Clooney’s untitled Mark L Smith project, but it’s okay as I’ve got just the name for it

14th January 2020 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

I won’t lie, when I received the email from Netflix I misread it as Mark E. Smith and thought Gorgeous George had got himself involved in a biopic about the late frontman of The Fall. It isn’t, though I’m still interested as it’s a post-apocalyptic drama, and they’re one of my favourite genres – especially… Casting news: George Clooney’s untitled Mark L Smith project, but it’s okay as I’ve got just the name for it Read More

Filed Under: Featured 3, Film News Tagged With: AAA, apocalypse, george clooney, Mark L Smith, netflix

Hollywood’s Sexiest MmmmmmmMen

29th December 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

George's first attempt at turning water into wine hadn't gone according to plan

Nothing like a little male objectification to keep life interesting. Yes some of them are getting on a bit but 40+ is when people reach their prime. Just ask me! So may I present to you: 1. Keanu Reeves Truly the world’s sexiest middle aged man. He makes me want to say “dude!” and quote Bill… Hollywood’s Sexiest MmmmmmmMen Read More

Filed Under: Film Articles Tagged With: chris hemsworth, chris pine, Chris Pratt, christian bale, colin firth, george clooney, Gerard butler, gorgeous actors, hollywood, hollywood men, hot actors, hot men, idris elba, keanu reeves, matthias schoenearts, Ryan gosling, ryan reynolds, sam neill, sexy actors

Merry Xmas & A Happy New Year From Our Favourite Hollywood Hotties

25th December 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

…and from me!  Check out my video for a big THANK YOU from Gerry, Keanu, George, and Idris for visiting my film website! Here’s to a fabulous film filled 2017! Love Sarah Spoilers xx PS I’ll be posting more reviews and articles over the holidays too. And you can sign up for my film newsletter… Merry Xmas & A Happy New Year From Our Favourite Hollywood Hotties Read More

Filed Under: Film Articles Tagged With: christmas, christmas message, christmas video, dancing elves, dancing film stars, elf yourself, elves, fun, george clooney, george clooney dancing, Gerard butler, gerard butler dancing, gerry butler, happy christmas, idris elba, idris elba dancing, keanu dancing, keanu reeves, merry christmas

Money Monster 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

17th October 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

The new spray tan gun was already malfunctioning. George had asked for "sun kissed glow" but he seemed to have been given "pumpkin spice"

Confirmation bias after shelling out a hefty 14 quid to download the movie? Lust for George Clooney? Very possibly – but I actually really enjoyed Money Monster. It’s too long, but then what films aren’t nowadays apart from schlocky horrors where they have to keep the running time to under 90 minutes to pay for a couple of blood-covered animatronic monsters… Money Monster Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: dominic west, film review, finance films, george clooney, giancarlo esposito, IBIS Clear Capital, jack oconnell, jodie foster, julia roberts, kyle budwell, lee gates, money monster, money monster review, movie review, patty fenn

Happy Wedding Anniversary George and Amal!

2nd October 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

Not for them a Christmas Eve dash around M&S - George and Amal preferred a more personal touch when it came to gifts

Congratulations to gorgeous George and the equally gorgeous Amal Clooney, who celebrated their 2nd wedding anniversary last week! It may not sound that impressive but superstars are like dogs, so one year of a Hollywood marriage is equal to seven of a mere mortal’s. I googled wedding anniversary presents and apparently the modern gift for a… Happy Wedding Anniversary George and Amal! Read More

Filed Under: Film People Tagged With: 2nd adding anniversary, 2nd anniversary, amal, amal clooney, anniversary, congratulations, from dusk till dawn, george clooney, second anniversary, second wedding anniversary, wedding anniversary, wedding photos

The Curious Case of Clooney’s Casamigos T Shirts

28th September 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

George may not be having the hits he used to but his Fruit of the Loom campaign was looking awesome

Oh George! I know Amal’s stunningly gorgeous designer wardrobe is costing a fortune as she saves the world, while dressed up to the 9s. (To be fair to Amal, who actually does some good, I don’t save anyone, in fact I deliberately tread on spiders, while dressed up to the 3s. So shoot me now,… The Curious Case of Clooney’s Casamigos T Shirts Read More

Filed Under: Film People, Weird Movie Shit Tagged With: amal clooney, casamigos, casamigos t shirts, casamigos tequila, george clooney, george clooneys tequila, house of friends, house prices, nespresso, nespresso pod, saving the world, t shirts, tequila

Hail Caesar! 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

23rd September 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

After hearing a co-star talk about "a Russian spy, duh!" Gurney & friends jumped on the tables, terrified

Ok So I’ve now seen “Hail Clooney”, the new Coen Brothers film starring Julius Caesar. What can I say! Well if you think this review is a bit disjointed and not as good as you’re expecting that’s because I’m writing it in the style of the film. Oh god oh god oh god. I so wanted to… Hail Caesar! Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: baird whitlock, burt gurney, channing tatum, coen brothers, coen brothers film, comedy, comedy film, ethan coen, film review, george clooney, hail caesar, hail caesar review, hobie doyle, joel cohen, josh broil, Laurence Laurent, movie review, ralph fiennes, scarlet johannsen, the future, tilda swinton

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