Spoilers, and hankies, a go-go. (My four-star review is here.) When I said in my review that there’s a “happy” ending, I meant as happy as it can be, which means the audience too achieving some acceptance of the inevitability of John’s death. But it is happy, because John can now die safe in the… Nowhere Special – the ending Read More
The ending of Great White
Who dies whines, who dares wins… (my review is here) There’s a lot of scrapping and moaning in Great White, followed by some screams and bubbly glugging. I should probably have titled this The ending of (the) Great White, as the poor maligned, five-metre murderous creature does die. As does the second great white (yikes,… The ending of Great White Read More
Werewolves Within: order of deaths!
Who is the Beaverfield werewolf? Is miserable Emerson Flint a misanthrope lycanthrope? What about postperson Cecily, the mythical seventh child? Or Trisha the crazy maple syrup lady (though that would mean she ate her own dog)? Could it actually be ranger Finn, the affable incomer? Only two people and one dog are actually killed by… Werewolves Within: order of deaths! Read More
The Tomorrow War, today: that ending
Very spoilery on whether you should start hoarding food with a 2051 expiry date. (My three-star review) Well, the 21st century’s loss is the Dark Ages’ gain. The creatures, or White Spikes, which appeared overnight in Northern Russia in 2048, had actually been buried in the ice and snow since the eruption of a volcano… The Tomorrow War, today: that ending Read More
The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard: it’s all about family
Warning: spoilers ahoy (when I could work out what was going on, anyway) My 2/5 review is here First of all, it turns out Darius had not asked Sonia to get Michael Bryce to help spring him from his Mafia captors. What he’d actually said was “Anyone but Michael Bryce”. Morgan Freeman plays Michael’s stepdad,… The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard: it’s all about family Read More
That Cruella ending (and beginning)
To misquote Bananarama it’s a Cruella, Cruella summer. (My review is here.) First of all let’s start at the end. There is a mid-credits scene which sees Cruella (for she is Estella no longer) have two dalmatian puppies delivered: they are the offspring of one of the dogs she kidnapped from the Baroness after one… That Cruella ending (and beginning) Read More
Keeping the dream alive: that Dream Horse ending
The film’s ending, and what happened to the real Dream Alliance. (Read my three-star review here.) In Dream Alliance’s initial races he gradually moves up the finishers, as Jan collects newspaper articles and owners’ badges from each race meeting. Eventually he comes first in the King Edward Challenge Cup at Newbury, winning £26,250. Before one… Keeping the dream alive: that Dream Horse ending Read More
Two women, two windows… The ending of The Woman In The Window
Warning: very spoilery, obviously, on the last, batshit half hour. (My three-star review is here.) Anna is sent a photo of herself from an anonymous email account. In the photo she’s sleeping, holding a glass of wine, and the clock behind her says 2.02. In a very stagey (but enjoyable!) scene Detectives Little and Norelli… Two women, two windows… The ending of The Woman In The Window Read More
Winner or dinner? Army Of The Dead: who dies, who survives, what we know and what we don’t
Very spoilery on what happens, plus I talk about those threads left hanging. This is long but not as long as Zack’s movie. Click down to the bottom if you simply want a list of deaths in order… (My four star review is here.) And if you don’t want to read the whole thing, TL,DR:… Winner or dinner? Army Of The Dead: who dies, who survives, what we know and what we don’t Read More
The ending of Peter Rabbit 2
No not like that — Peter lives to fight another day, though rather chastened. (My four-star review is here.) After running away from Bea and Thomas on their first visit to Nigel Basil-Jones in Gloucester, Peter meets Barnabas, an old and experienced rabbit who claims to know Peter’s father. He doesn’t — it’s just a… The ending of Peter Rabbit 2 Read More
The Wrath Of Man ending
H wants an eye for an eye… (My four-star review is here.) Patrick Hill is not H’s real name — he’s actually a crime boss himself, heading up a gang who’ve also been known to rob cash trucks. In fact the day Dougie gets shot, the two of them, enjoying some father-son time, stop off… The Wrath Of Man ending Read More
The last (few minutes of The) Resort
Does the Final Girl defeat the Half-Faced Girl? Very spoilery. (My review is here.) A holiday with no photos to bore everyone with via Instagram? That’s the real horror here. Poor Lex, in that hospital room (for it is she who — supposedly — survives the night at the haunted resort) is told by the… The last (few minutes of The) Resort Read More
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