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Places I Can’t Go Because… HORROR FILMS!!

12th October 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Places I Can’t Go Because… HORROR FILMS!!

Please, please, PLEASE no one EVER make a horror film set in Waitrose!* One of the reasons I don’t watch horror films that often is that they stay with me afterwards (not literally I say as I  check the closet / under the bed /crucifix on the wall /  all the locks twice). I can’t just… Places I Can’t Go Because… HORROR FILMS!! Read More

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Scary Movies Not Including Scary Movie

10th October 2016 by Sarah 2 Comments

Scary Movies Not Including Scary Movie

See also: Places I can’t go because… Horror Movies! Cabin in the woods borrowed from an absent cousin – check. Stormy night – check. Power lines down – check. New bikinis to try on – check. Hazardous waste facility nearby – check. Ancient cat graveyard – check. Simon Pegg – check. Calling from inside the house – actually that doesn’t really work any… Scary Movies Not Including Scary Movie Read More

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Zombeavers 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

5th October 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Zombeavers

When I tire of big screen blockbusters, shark films, or Brit romcoms starring Colin Firth looking awkward, I yearn for something a little more highbrow, something intellectual -something, dare I say, art house? Maybe in French, with subtitles, and smoking. These times are not when I watch Zombeavers. But sometimes, only “Zombeavers” will do. What’s not to love? It’s got cute furry critters,… Zombeavers Read More

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Rotten Tomatoes-approved critic, John Wick lover and Gerard Butler apologist. My top 5 films:
1. John Wick: Demonhunter (AKA Constantine)
2. John Wick
3. Mike Banning vs John Wick
4. Mike Banning vs John Wick: Requiem
5. Anything with bonnets

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