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Get Out 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

25th March 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

he was nearly under until she tried to claim that tea could both warm you up and cool you down. wtf?

I was so stressed after watching Get Out I wanted to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea and a cigarette, but then I remembered the plot and had to settle for just the cup of tea. As a Brit I’m used to tea being the answer to pretty much everything, the balm that… Get Out Read More

Filed Under: Featured 3, Film Reviews Tagged With: allison williams, chris washington, comedy horror, Daniel Kaluuya, get out review, horror, hypnosis, interracial couple, jordan peele, jordan peele film, racism, rose armitage, sunken place

Scary Movies Not Including Scary Movie

10th October 2016 by Sarah Cartland 2 Comments

Thew new Alien film had a face hugger bursting out of a dog and the purists weren't happy

See also: Places I can’t go because… Horror Movies! Cabin in the woods borrowed from an absent cousin – check. Stormy night – check. Power lines down – check. New bikinis to try on – check. Hazardous waste facility nearby – check. Ancient cat graveyard – check. Simon Pegg – check. Calling from inside the house – actually that doesn’t really work any… Scary Movies Not Including Scary Movie Read More

Filed Under: Film Articles Tagged With: 28 days later, a girl walks home alone at night, aliens, american werewolf in london, ana lily amirpour, bobcat goldthwait, bram stokers dracula, comedy horror, comedy horror films, dog soldiers, dracula, event horizon, favourite horror films, gary oldman, horror, horror films, john landis, jordan rubin, keanu reeves, neon demon, newt, ripley, sam neill, sean pertwee, sigourney weever, willow creek, zombeavers

Zombeavers 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

5th October 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

Now that Mom was making them prepare Thanksgiving Dinner themselves they weren't feeling quite so hungry

When I tire of big screen blockbusters, shark films, or Brit romcoms starring Colin Firth looking awkward, I yearn for something a little more highbrow, something intellectual -something, dare I say, art house? Maybe in French, with subtitles, and smoking. These times are not when I watch Zombeavers. But sometimes, only “Zombeavers” will do. What’s not to love? It’s got cute furry critters,… Zombeavers Read More

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