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30 Miles From Nowhere 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

10th April 2019 by Sarah Cartland 2 Comments

After so many horror films about teens and college kids facing their doom, their friendships unravelling in the face of danger, it’s refreshing that this time it’s the older but not wiser getting their comeuppance. With the youngsters I tend to bear in mind how much of an annoying, supercilious whiner I was at that age… 30 Miles From Nowhere Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews, Support Indie Film Tagged With: cabin in the woods, college, death, friends

Found Footage 3D – 1 Minute Video Review Includes Video 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

25th October 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

Click here for the full Found Footage 3D review

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: cabin in the woods, film within a film, found footage, found footage 3d, found footage 3D review, spectre of death, video-review

Zombeavers 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

5th October 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

Now that Mom was making them prepare Thanksgiving Dinner themselves they weren't feeling quite so hungry

When I tire of big screen blockbusters, shark films, or Brit romcoms starring Colin Firth looking awkward, I yearn for something a little more highbrow, something intellectual -something, dare I say, art house? Maybe in French, with subtitles, and smoking. These times are not when I watch Zombeavers. But sometimes, only “Zombeavers” will do. What’s not to love? It’s got cute furry critters,… Zombeavers Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: beaver dam, beavers, cabin in the woods, comedy horror, horror, horror movie tropes, jordan rubin, murderous beavers, zombeavers, zombeavers review, zombie beavers, zombies

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