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Gods Of Egypt video review Includes Video 2.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

22nd May 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

Click here for full Gods Of Egypt review

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: Gerard butler, god of air, god of darkness, gods of egypt, gods of egypt review, set, video-review

Best WTF Movie Moments

5th February 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

it was a lovely gift but Keanu was sure he'd actually asked for "a bagel"

I can honestly say I have NEVER had so many imaginary exclamation marks whizzing round in my head since I started reviewing films. I LOVE wtf? moments in movies though. Clunky, major plot hole-causing, or simply unexplained and then never spoken of again, they may be caused by simple errors, bad editing, or just someone a bit dim… Best WTF Movie Moments Read More

Filed Under: Weird Movie Shit Tagged With: bad moms, Coriolanus, daft scenes, elle fanning, felicity jones, Gerard butler, gods of egypt, grimsby, inferno, jack reacher, jack reacher never go back, john wick, keanu, keanu reeves, mila kunis, neon demon, office christmas party, passengers, plot holes, ralph fiennes, sacha baron cohen, silly scenes, tom cruise, tom hanks

My Worst Films of 2016 But Not Including Gods of Egypt Because It’s Suffered Enough

30th December 2016 by Sarah Cartland 2 Comments

Wonder Woman was devastated. They'd given their all but the Eurovision judges had still only awarded them "nul points"

Luckily for me I love a bad film. Most of these weren’t awful (Home Alone 4 will always be my line-in-the-sand for cinematic awfulness) but they were, in some way, disappointing. And it cost me ten quid to see each one. 1. Batman v Superman – Dawn of Justice BVS sounds like a yeast infection doesn’t it. I’m guessing watching… My Worst Films of 2016 But Not Including Gods of Egypt Because It’s Suffered Enough Read More

Filed Under: Film Articles, Reviews Of The Year Tagged With: american pastoral, batman v superman, bigger splash, BvS, gods of egypt, hail caesar, inferno, jack reacher, jack reacher never go back, neon demon, passengers, worst films, worst films of 2916, worst films of the year

2016’s Best Supporting Props

29th December 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

The new spray tan gun was already malfunctioning. George had asked for "sun kissed glow" but he seemed to have been given "pumpkin spice"

Let’s face it, without props films would just be naked people in a room with no furniture and no carpets. Actually that probably is a film already, but it’ll be Danish with subtitles and probably won an award from some made-up festival somewhere. But we need at least one “Best of 2016” list that doesn’t have… 2016’s Best Supporting Props Read More

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Gods of Egypt 2.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

23rd October 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

Eight foot tall. Gold blooded. Goddess-shagger. Scottish. To be honest this is how I’ve always imagined Gerard Butler in real life. Though I’d probably draw the line at referring to him as God of Darkness – I’ve never been to Paisley, his home town, but it can’t be that bad. But in Gods of Middle England, Sorry,… Gods of Egypt Read More

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