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Best WTF Movie Moments

5th February 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

it was a lovely gift but Keanu was sure he'd actually asked for "a bagel"

I can honestly say I have NEVER had so many imaginary exclamation marks whizzing round in my head since I started reviewing films. I LOVE wtf? moments in movies though. Clunky, major plot hole-causing, or simply unexplained and then never spoken of again, they may be caused by simple errors, bad editing, or just someone a bit dim… Best WTF Movie Moments Read More

Filed Under: Weird Movie Shit Tagged With: bad moms, Coriolanus, daft scenes, elle fanning, felicity jones, Gerard butler, gods of egypt, grimsby, inferno, jack reacher, jack reacher never go back, john wick, keanu, keanu reeves, mila kunis, neon demon, office christmas party, passengers, plot holes, ralph fiennes, sacha baron cohen, silly scenes, tom cruise, tom hanks

My Worst Films of 2016 But Not Including Gods of Egypt Because It’s Suffered Enough

30th December 2016 by Sarah Cartland 2 Comments

Wonder Woman was devastated. They'd given their all but the Eurovision judges had still only awarded them "nul points"

Luckily for me I love a bad film. Most of these weren’t awful (Home Alone 4 will always be my line-in-the-sand for cinematic awfulness) but they were, in some way, disappointing. And it cost me ten quid to see each one. 1. Batman v Superman – Dawn of Justice BVS sounds like a yeast infection doesn’t it. I’m guessing watching… My Worst Films of 2016 But Not Including Gods of Egypt Because It’s Suffered Enough Read More

Filed Under: Film Articles, Reviews Of The Year Tagged With: american pastoral, batman v superman, bigger splash, BvS, gods of egypt, hail caesar, inferno, jack reacher, jack reacher never go back, neon demon, passengers, worst films, worst films of 2916, worst films of the year

Neon Demon 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

12th December 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

keeping up with the yummy mummies was so exhausting she always needed a little lieu down after the school run

I’d heard amazing things about The Neon Demon (the jaw dropping cinematography, beauty as danger, and of course Keanu Reeves playing nasty) so I thought I’d better watch it in time for it to be No1 on my “Best films of 2016” list. And in the end I couldn’t decide whether it should go on that or my… Neon Demon Read More

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Places I Can’t Go Because… HORROR FILMS!!

12th October 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

The lunar rescue mission had landed but they couldn't see Matt Damon anywhere

Please, please, PLEASE no one EVER make a horror film set in Waitrose!* One of the reasons I don’t watch horror films that often is that they stay with me afterwards (not literally I say as I  check the closet / under the bed /crucifix on the wall /  all the locks twice). I can’t just… Places I Can’t Go Because… HORROR FILMS!! Read More

Filed Under: Film Articles Tagged With: american werewolf in london, cab in the woods, halloween movies, holidays, horror, horror films, horror locations, jeepers creepers, neon demon, psycho, scary films, scary movies, the shining, vacations, vacay, wolf creek, zombeavers

Scary Movies Not Including Scary Movie

10th October 2016 by Sarah Cartland 2 Comments

Thew new Alien film had a face hugger bursting out of a dog and the purists weren't happy

See also: Places I can’t go because… Horror Movies! Cabin in the woods borrowed from an absent cousin – check. Stormy night – check. Power lines down – check. New bikinis to try on – check. Hazardous waste facility nearby – check. Ancient cat graveyard – check. Simon Pegg – check. Calling from inside the house – actually that doesn’t really work any… Scary Movies Not Including Scary Movie Read More

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