He knows when you are sleeping! (as if I’d be asleep).
He knows when you’re awake! (hell yes).
He knows when you’ve been bad or good (bad John, so very bad).
So be good for goodness sake (I’ve been practising!).
Come on, this is 2016, WORST YEAR ON RECORD, of course Santa turned out to be a rogue one (see what I did there. That’s got to be the best Star Wars joke this year). So John Wick HAD to shoot him.
And at last I’ve found a way to make a Christmas cake that is actually palatable. Next Christmas I’ll have to make a John Wick: Chapter 2 cake, though I imagine it’ll look identical to this one.