*** My 4.5/5 star review of John Wick 3: Parabellum ***
UPDATE 21/03/19: NEW TRAILER FOR JOHN WICK: PARABELLUM. Watch now.
It’s here and it’s brilliantly batshit (and brilliant). In the words of Winston, “Jonathan, what have you done?”
Finally, the first John Wick 3: Parabellum trailer.
Here’s the official blurb:
“Super-assassin John Wick (Keanu Reeves) returns with a $14 million price tag on his head and an army of bounty-hunting killers on his trail.
After killing a member of the shadowy international assassin’s guild, the High Table, John Wick is excommunicado, but the world’s most ruthless hit men and women await his every turn.”
And all for the love of a good woman. The wrong good woman (hello! Over here!) but hey ho
John Wick 3: Parabellum is released on 17 May 2019, and like John Wick: Chapter 2 it’s directed by Chad Stahelski. Take a look at all the images released so far for John Wick 3: Parabellum.
Halle Berry plays the straightforwardly named Sofia, though everyone else sounds like they’re from an underworld TV wrestling show.
Asia Kate Dillon is The Adjudicator, Angelica Houston is The Director, Jason Mantzoukas plays Tick Tock Man, with Mark Dacascos as Zero.
Keanu and Halle. Thanks to global warming soon all our dog walks will be like this
Some regulars are back from John Wick: Chapter 2, besides John and the Dog With No Name:
– Laurence Fishburne as the Bowery King
– Ian McShane as Lovejoy, I mean Winston
– Lance Reddick as host of The Continental, Charon
The very hot Chad Stahelski on set, almost out-cooling Keanu. Almost
Need a recap? Check out my reviews of John Wick and John Wick: Chapter 2.
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