I was only bored a tiny, tiny bit when I went to see Dolittle with my mum, and the time went quite quickly. I thought the film was very funny, especially when Plimpton (Kumail Nanjiani), an ostrich, is upset and says his dad was right, and he should have been an omelette. His frenemy, Yoshi… Dolittle – kids’ review! Read More
Holmes And Watson 1.5 stars
Terrible jokes, having to listen to the ageing Queen of England, coke for breakfast – if you’re desperate to escape a family Christmas and think a trip to the cinema is a good idea, just be warned that Holmes & Watson will give you more of the same. Covering onanism, breakfast drugs, a lactating Dr… Holmes And Watson Read More
Victoria And Abdul 2.5 stars
One of the downsides of being a rich, powerful monarch who is a figurehead for billions is a lack of privacy, and In Victoria And Abdul one of our most famous queens has to give regular updates to her physician, while surrounded by servants and courtiers, of her bowel movements. Sadly the film, like Victoria herself, could… Victoria And Abdul Read More