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It’s International Women’s Day! Hear Me Roar Like The T-Rex In Jurassic Park

8th March 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

"Smile! This is for our 'Wanted For Crimes Against Masculinity' poster"

Yes, it’s that day again when all the mysogynists pop up to ask when International Men’s Day is. So come on over and tell me how to be a feminist. Just kidding, I can google. Once I’ve stopped Hoovering anyway. Also if you remind me I’ll do a post on IMD which is on 19th November. As long… It’s International Women’s Day! Hear Me Roar Like The T-Rex In Jurassic Park Read More

Filed Under: Film Articles Tagged With: alien, aliens, ang lee, bechdel test, emma thompson, gena davis, hidden figures, international women's day, iwd, jane austen, janelle monae, jurassic park, Jurassic world, newt, octavia spencer, prometheus, ripley, sense and sensibility, susan sarandon, taraji p henson, thelma and louise, women, women in film

Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

24th November 2016 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

"Don't say ANYTHING!" hissed Tina. "It could be a plant!"

Hunt for the Niffler – if that’s not already the name of a Great American Rock Band it certainly should be. And if you ever meet a niffler you will fall in love with it, even as the little critter is stealing the gold necklace your granny left you. And that title. So much more evocative than the usual boring stuff about lemon drizzle… Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them Read More

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Scary Movies Not Including Scary Movie

10th October 2016 by Sarah Cartland 2 Comments

Thew new Alien film had a face hugger bursting out of a dog and the purists weren't happy

See also: Places I can’t go because… Horror Movies! Cabin in the woods borrowed from an absent cousin – check. Stormy night – check. Power lines down – check. New bikinis to try on – check. Hazardous waste facility nearby – check. Ancient cat graveyard – check. Simon Pegg – check. Calling from inside the house – actually that doesn’t really work any… Scary Movies Not Including Scary Movie Read More

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