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Who would even think of spoiling Christmas? Me! I mean Belsnickel! The Christmas Chronicles 2 recap

29th November 2020 by Sarah Cartland

Who needs Santa sacks when you can have Santa on sax (no I’m not even sorry). Mr and Mrs Claus are back in town (or rather, we’re back in theirs), so read on for a full-on spoiler recap of the film (if you want my review of the film, it’s here.) Ego, lying, viciousness, envy… Who would even think of spoiling Christmas? Me! I mean Belsnickel! The Christmas Chronicles 2 recap Read More

Filed Under: Christmas, Film Articles Tagged With: belsnickel, christmas, christmas chronicles 2, elves, goldie hawn, Julian Dennison, kurt russell

The Thing – Video Review Includes Video 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

12th June 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

Click here for The Thing (1982) full review

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: antarctica, john carpenter, kurt russell, the thing, the thing review, the thing video review, video-review

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2 (3D) 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

3rd May 2017 by Sarah Cartland 2 Comments

“There are two types of being in the universe – those who dance, and those who do not” as many a clubbing friend has suggested, in hope rather than expectation, while watching me drunkenly flail my arms around to everything from Abba to the Sisters of Mercy, unaware that the back of my skirt is tucked into… Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2 (3D) Read More

Filed Under: Featured 1, Film Reviews Tagged With: baby groot, batteries, drax the destroyer, family, father and son, gamora, groot, guardians of the galaxy, guardians of the galaxy vol 2, kurt russell, marvel studios, nebula, rocket, Sibling rivalry, star-lord, superhero films, superheroes, yondu

The Thing (1982) 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

4th April 2017 by Sarah Cartland 2 Comments

A hipster slate, greenery garnish and a jus - but still something didn't seem quite right

John Carpenter’s The Thing has everything – physical isolation in an antarctic scientific base, failed communication channels, a coming storm (literal and metaphorical), psychological horror as the threat grows and established friendships crumble, and really, really disgusting monsters that I couldn’t take my eyes off. There is a delightful yuck factor to The Thing’s Things. (That is… The Thing (1982) Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: alien, antarctica, childs, horror, isolation, john carpenter, keith david, kurt russell, macready, mutant, research station, the thing, who goes there

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Latest Reviews

Caring capitalism: the I Care A Lot ending explained

I Care A Lot 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

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The Reckoning 2 stars☆☆☆☆☆

The wonder of Willy’s Wonderland

Willy’s Wonderland 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

The News Of The World, trying to get a nation to talk to itself

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Saint Maud: sex and death and God and souls

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Pieces Of A Woman: the final bit of the jigsaw

Pieces Of A Woman 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

BLOG: Scorchio! The film club watches Skyfire 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

The Blithe Spirit remake and the ghosts of movies past

Blithe Spirit (2020) 2 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Locked Down ending: from hedgies & homebaking to the Harris diamond, what happened?

Locked Down 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

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