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Hail Satan trailer looks so wicked, it’ll make you Beelze-blub with laughter

16th July 2019 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Hail Satan trailer looks so wicked, it’ll make you Beelze-blub with laughter

These American Satanists are fighting injustice – which feels quite Jesus-like, but what do I know? I’m Church of England where belief in God is often seen as something of a hindrance. This documentary looks like a hoot, though Satan probably wants us to think that. I’m looking forward to the soundtrack too. Doesn’t the… Hail Satan trailer looks so wicked, it’ll make you Beelze-blub with laughter Read More

Filed Under: Trailers Tagged With: church of satan, documentary, god, penny lane, religion, satanists

Pulsar (Short Film) Short Film 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

13th May 2019 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Pulsar (Short Film)

Jonah (David Gyasi), an intergalactic peacekeeper, has refused his latest assignment – to help the people of the warlike planet Ninevah, which is under threat. Yes this is a retelling of the Bible story Jonah And The Whale, in which Jonah refused God’s instruction to take his message to the godless city of Ninevah and… Pulsar (Short Film) Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: bible, god, jonah and the whale, ninevah, solar storm, space

Annihilation 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

14th March 2018 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Annihilation

If there had been a pub in the deserted Area X zone where the all-women group of scientists is sent on a reconnaissance mission, I could have begun this review with “a biologist, a paramedic, a physicist, a psychologist and a geologist turn into a bar…” Annihilation gets under your skin, and leaves lots of unanswered… Annihilation Read More

Filed Under: Featured 3, Film Reviews Tagged With: area x, dna, god, science, the shimmer

Constantine 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

8th October 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Constantine

I’m struck by the similarities between demon hunter John Constantine and John Wick, Keanu Reeves’ decade-later, career-rejuvenating film. In fact Constantine could almost be an occult prequel, John Wick: Book of Revelation. What is an exorcist if not a religious hitman? And Papa Midnite’s bar, drowning in red light, with rules of neutrality so no… Constantine Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: angel gabriel, catholicism, exorcism, god, heaven, hell, satan, smoking

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Rotten Tomatoes-approved critic, John Wick lover and Gerard Butler apologist. My top 5 films:
1. John Wick: Demonhunter (AKA Constantine)
2. John Wick
3. Mike Banning vs John Wick
4. Mike Banning vs John Wick: Requiem
5. Anything with bonnets

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