Warning: I’m absolutely going to tell you the ending, and then perhaps we can all sing Reach by S Club 7, the true song to unite humanity. (Or read my review! Here.) Sadly it’s not a happy meeting with Grohl, as it occurs five years in the future when “Sir” Bill and “Sir” Ted are… Bill & Ted 3: no Eddie Van Halen but we do get Dave Grohl Read More
Bill & Ted Face The Music 3 stars
Once told they’d save the universe during a time-traveling adventure, two would-be rockers from San Dimas, California find themselves as middle-aged dads still trying to crank out a hit song and fulfill their destiny. I’ve been waiting for Bill & Ted 3 for 29 years and I can tell you now it didn’t let me… Bill & Ted Face The Music Read More
TENET: “What’s happened, happened”
BIG spoilers though I can’t guarantee they’re all accurate. It’s worth bearing in mind that the only reason I didn’t fail my Physics O’level is because I didn’t take Physics O’level. Not in this reality, anyway. (My 4-star review is here) Well that was loopy, right? Okay, let’s start with a theory rather than a… TENET: “What’s happened, happened” Read More
TENET final trailer goes even more timey-wimey
*** My 4-star review *** “What do you think we’re seeing?” asks the Protagonist (John David Washington). “The detritus of a coming war” is the response from Barbara (Clémence Poésy). This final trailer – which features Travis Scott song The Plan – dives much more into time-travel. Bullets leaping from tables into clenched fists, a… TENET final trailer goes even more timey-wimey Read More
Boom! New TENET images released
*** My 4-star review *** We’ve now got six weeks to wait until Christopher Nolan’s intriguing time travel thriller hits cinemas on 12 August, and then a whole lifetime afterwards to try to work out what it all means. In the meantime they’ve released some new images from the film – check them out below…. Boom! New TENET images released Read More
Just as time ceases to have any meaning, the second TENET trailer arrives
*** My 4-star review *** …and no I didn’t watch it on Fortnite, I have no idea what that is. I also don’t really have much idea about what TENET is about either, beyond reversing time itself. UPDATE 13/6/20: NEW RELEASE DATE NOW 31 JULY 2020 What I can tell you is that Robert Pattinson… Just as time ceases to have any meaning, the second TENET trailer arrives Read More
Don’t Let Go 2.5 stars
I’m sure most of us would like to alter our past to improve on our present. If I could, you’d be reading this in The Guardian, a paper that would no longer, once I’d gone back far enough with my red pen, be susceptible to typos. That’s assuming it all went to plan and my… Don’t Let Go Read More