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Your Move 2 stars☆☆☆☆☆

8th February 2018 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

Your Move, Luke Goss’s directoral debut, starts off as a traditional who-took-my-family thriller but then veers into revenge-torture territory. And while there are aspects to commend it, Goss – who also wrote and stars in the film – has spread himself rather too thin. Goss is a decent actor, believable as a terrified father whose… Your Move Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews Tagged With: Bros, kidnap, kidnapping, Luke Goss, Mexico

Split 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

2nd February 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

"This car is not going anywhere til you put on Rush Hour by Jane Wiedlin. Like I asked"

I’ve given Split four stars so this will be an appreciative review, though I’ve written 22 more, and maybe even another one that’s really nasty. I’ll do my best not to give too much away but if you really don’t want to know anything about it beyond “man with many personalities who looks like a cross between… Split Read More

Filed Under: Featured 3, Film Reviews Tagged With: 23 personalities, dissociative identity disorder, hedwig, kevin wendell crumb, kidnap, the hoard

Oldboy 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

24th January 2017 by Sarah Cartland Leave a Comment

“Seeking revenge is the best cure for someone who’s been hurt”, says the captor of Oh Dae-su, a man who has been held for 15 years in a grimy hotel room, and this is a story of mutual revenge served both hot and cold. There’ve both been hurt, probably irreparably, and what looks like a chain of… Oldboy Read More

Filed Under: Featured 2, Film Reviews Tagged With: kidnap, korean cinema, revenge

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