“He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy. Now, piss off!” Back in the early ’90s, before online dating — and gifs — had been invented, courtship among students at Britain’s universities generally involved competitively quoting Monty Python lines with the person you fancied, hopefully ending with a night of passion set to a… Someone decided to put Life Of Brian back in UK cinemas for Easter. Bloody do-gooder! Read More
Asymmetric bobs assemble! The trailer for A Christmas Karen is here…
…and she demands to see the manager, when she’s not stealing hot chocolate from children or knocking them off their bikes then threatening to sue them. Here’s the synopsis: A Christmas Karen centres on an entitled, egocentric middle-aged woman named Karen (Michele Simms, “Oversharing Mom” in the viral Carvana television commercials), whose demanding and inconsiderate nature has… Asymmetric bobs assemble! The trailer for A Christmas Karen is here… Read More
You’ve seen Ocean’s 11, now get ready for Grimsby’s 4: the Three Day Millionaire trailer has docked
With the help of an unexpected confidant, three lads attempt to carry out the greatest heist Grimsby has ever seen – what could possibly go wrong? Here’s the synopsis: After weeks at sea working for Grimsby’s last remaining trawler, three friends return home to have the ultimate three-day-long celebration. However, when they discover the company… You’ve seen Ocean’s 11, now get ready for Grimsby’s 4: the Three Day Millionaire trailer has docked Read More
See How They Run recap: killer, motive, fact and fiction
A film about the search for a murderer linked to a play about a search for a murderer based on a real life case. With more layers than the massive cake that murder victim Leo Köpernik falls into at The Mousetrap‘s 100th performance celebrations, See How They Run blends a real life case of child… See How They Run recap: killer, motive, fact and fiction Read More
Hell’s belle! That GATLOPP: Hell Of A Game ending
Very spoilery. (If you’re looking for my review, it’s here. My game name-check is here.) You want to know the ending to GATLOPP? P. Just kidding. I’ve spent too long playing Hangman with my 10 year old, I think. So do they all get sent to hell to play that damn (and literally damning) game… Hell’s belle! That GATLOPP: Hell Of A Game ending Read More
GATLOPP trailer: is it game over?
*** My review is here, or read my recap of the ending *** GATLOPP? Is that an initialism? An anagram (um, tag plop?)? A wordsearch? The answer to how to escape this literally hellish drinking game? Horror and board games are an appropriate partnership, considering the ouija board began — ahem — life as a… GATLOPP trailer: is it game over? Read More
Cop Secret clip & trailer: don’t Messi with Icelandic super cop Bussi
The fast-paced comedy stars Auðunn Blöndal as your usual maverick, hard-drinking, no-nonsense, brutal cop in a tight white vest… but he has a secret: he has a crush on hunky fellow policeman Hörđur (Egill Einarsson). I’m a big fan of workplace crushes, but in this case it distracts him from his job tracking down a… Cop Secret clip & trailer: don’t Messi with Icelandic super cop Bussi Read More
Senior Year: dreams can come true
Age may not have withered Steph, but after 20 comatose years with a high calorie feeding tube it has given her massive boobs. Luckily the cheerleading outfit still fits. Very spoilery, obviously. Check out my thoughts on that Dream Theme, or scroll down for a plot re-cap including the ending (If you’re after my review,… Senior Year: dreams can come true Read More
Fangs, fiends and family in Let The Wrong One In
Would you bloody believe it! Dublin is awash with the undead. Very spoilery on family, the ending and who dies when (if you’re after my review, it’s here) Family The vampire story is an allegory for, and runs parallel to, the exclusion Deco and Shelia feel. Both Deco and Sheila feel neglected and abandoned by… Fangs, fiends and family in Let The Wrong One In Read More
The Nan Movie: more photos of her gran day out
Sorry not sorry. Catherine Tate’s iconic character Nan hits the big screen as she goes on a wild road trip from London to Ireland with her grandson Jamie (Mathew Horne) to make amends with her estranged sister Nell (Katherine Parkinson). Militant vegan arsonists, raucous rugby teams, all night raves and crazed cops on motorbikes all… The Nan Movie: more photos of her gran day out Read More
Nan gets an origins story and it’s probably darker than Batman’s: check out the trailer
Hopefully choc-full of profanity (prof-nan-ity?), our favourite / least favourite little old lady is back, and this time she’s heading for the big screen. Lock up your grandads! And your drugs! This is an origin story that mixes Nan’s present with her past where we finally find out what’s made her the cantankerous old b*****d… Nan gets an origins story and it’s probably darker than Batman’s: check out the trailer Read More
Writer-director Conor Boru on his murder mockumentary When The Screaming Starts
“Imagine Louis Theroux meets the Manson Family…” Conor Boru With so much blood it’s even gushier than a BAFTA ceremony full of luvvies, serial killer mockumentary When The Screaming Starts has a particularly British sensibility to it, what with its David Brent-like main character, Aidan, who wants to become a mass murderer, the campervan-driving documentary… Writer-director Conor Boru on his murder mockumentary When The Screaming Starts Read More
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